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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    You and Kakashi Hatake were friends, once. Before a serious injury all but ended your career, and the two of you drifted apart as he continued his training and you learned how to walk again.

    Now, you teach history at the academy, and you’re hoping to rekindle your friendship with Kakashi…and maybe even do something about your old schoolgirl crush. Assuming he would even be interested in someone like you, that is… After all, why would the legendary Copy-Ninja ever choose you, a failed ninja with a limp and chronic hip pain, when practically everyone in the village is throwing themselves at him?

    Before you can worry about that too much, however, you become the subject of cruel pranks that seem to focus on your old injury. You want to keep your head down and just ignore them. Kakashi isn’t going to let the culprit get away so easily, though, especially when the pranks develop into something more sinister.

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    09 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    It starts with a wedding, a few drunk cigarettes, and waking up in Nara’s bed the next morning.

    And then it happens again.

    Temari and Shikamaru agree on three ground rules: don’t be annoying in public, don’t expect anything serious, and call it off if it stops being fun.

    Unfortunately, they’re both terrible at following rules.

    As a strategist, Shikamaru really should have seen this coming.

    (Or: how a situationship turns into a Shikadai.)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Decepticon Rodiclash AU. A Galaxy brain concept from Cao the dreamer.

    Early in the war, Hot Rod joins the Decepticons, angry that the Autobots provided precious little assistance to evacuate the citizens of Nyon when Hot Rod burned his own city to ashes to prevent Zeta from using the citizens as fuel for the Functionist war machine.

    Confounded by the strict formality within the ranks of the Decepticon army, Hot Rod is fiercely determined to preserve as much Nyonian culture as he can. When an Autobot saves his life during an intense battle, Hot Rod vows to uphold the Nyonian life-bond tradition to save his life in return.

    If only the big colorful idiot wasn’t making it so damned difficult!
     
    “He pulled me from the rubble like I needed a big fat hero to save me. Like I can’t take care of myself. If the Autbots couldn’t be bothered to help Nyon before, I sure as hell don’t want their help now,” Hot Rod spat bitterly. “He just saved my life without even asking first.”

    “Non-consensual life saving. How rude.” Deadlock rolled his optics.

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    03 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Seekers, in their infinite wisdom, were obsessed with scenting their mates. Even Starscream, who fought his feelings for Skyfire.

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    03 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Red gets caught pants-handed.

    He's been in over his head for a while now, and he knows it's already too late.

    This is the sequel to Whiskey Dick, and a suspiciously tender morning-after fic.

    With tentacles.

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    25 Mar 2026