YancyPants
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A Cabin by the Sea by YancyPants
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
12 Nov 2021
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After the dragon hunt in Caingorn, Geralt of Rivia's life is riddled with impossibilities, chief among them being the child he happens to be pregnant with. Through the help of Jaskier and a contingent of others, Geralt learns that the impossible isn't always the worst thing that can happen.
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Trying and Succeeding by YancyPants
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live Sketches, Saturday Night Live
29 Oct 2021
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Stefon has a surprise for Seth and decides to tell him through a Weekend Update appearance.
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Late Night Conversations by YancyPants
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types
18 Aug 2018
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Jack gets caught in the Jacobs home after hours while Esther is on her evening laundry collection. This is the resulting confrontation.
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Chain of Command (As Indicated by Colored T-Shirts) by YancyPants
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014)
17 Oct 2016
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Star Trek movie nights are so important to Cisco that he feels the need to color code himself, his boyfriend, and his girlfriend with series appropriate shirts. Whether Iris and Barry take them as seriously though, is another matter entirely.
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Cisco's inability to stay up late is causing him serious issue as he scrambles to finish a project for his professor Harrison Wells. Enter Ronnie and his brilliant idea to give Cisco his first true cup of coffee, brilliant being a relative term in Barry's opinion as he's the one left to deal with Cisco on his first caffeine high.
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The Greatest Act of Optimism by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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The Eridian thrills a high sound that doesn’t get picked up by the translator which means that it has no clear meaning. Like when a human gasps or sucks in a deep breath. It actually sounds a little like that. When they notice that I’m staring straight at them they scramble back into their hiding spot and hold very still.
A child, I realize with a start.
That’s a child!
“Hey,” I call and the kid squeaks again. I was about to get to my feet but abort the movement and crawl closer on my hands and knees until I'm inches away from the xenonite wall. I wait and it takes me much too long to realize that they don’t have to peek around the corner to see if I’m still there.
“Hey there,” I try again, my voice low and calm. It’s my teacher voice, the one I use for shy and scared students.
Used.
The fact that I haven’t had to use it for years and it still comes to me automatically almost knocks the air out of my lungs but this is not about me, it’s about making sure the little pebble doesn’t die of fright from the scary alien. “Hi, I’m Grace. It’s alright, you don’t have to be scared.”
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How Grace finally gets back into a classroom, where he belongsSeries
- Part 1 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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07 Jun 2026
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Grace is feeling a little giddy after his vitamin mixes start to actually work. He can move more, talk more, think more, and most of all feel more. It's time for bed in the household, even as his heart races.
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01 Jun 2026
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Cruise control across the galaxy by FlvDmv
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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Bored, alone and missing Grace on the journey back to Erid, Rocky explores the gifted human-thinking-machine. They stumble upon some videos that rock their world, quite literally.
Or - Rocky finds Grace's camming videos from grad school.
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30 May 2026
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aimed for the moon, hit a star instead by fangirlaholic
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 May 2026
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Grace knew that there were going to be cultural differences between Eridians and humans.
Rocky knew this, too, but no matter how foolish humans could be, even the densest of them knew this was courting, right? Right??
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AKA Grace keeps doing things that Rocky percieves as courting (per Eridian traditions) and is entirely clueless about itBookmarked by YancyPants
28 May 2026
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How To Accidentally Acquire A Stepdad For Your Kid By Being Miserable And Pathetic by CreativeWolf
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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The scene at Crypto Night goes a little differently when Robert goes into labor early.
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Or, what's more terrifying and traumatizing than giving birth alone? Giving birth with only the guy you maimed, humiliated, and arrested there to help, of course!
I was going to figure out a shorter title and have the current one as a joking "alternate title" thing, but it's hilarious so I kept it.
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28 May 2026