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Phainon walks right up to him with full confidence. “Mydeimos,” he says. “I want a divorce.”
Mydei blinks. “You want WHAT?”
Phainon loses his memory. He wakes up convinced that he and Mydei are married. And that they should get divorced.
(Russian | русский translation thanks to the lovely Zhena_kyubi_no_yuko!)
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17 Nov 2025
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"Forgive me if I'm being presumptuous, Lord Phainon," Castorice says, all too politely. "But could you not just message him?"
In the wake of Mydei’s departure from Okhema, Phainon pines, has dreams, gets psychoanalyzed by Hyacine, and loses a duel to his Titan-possessed ex-professor—not necessarily in that order.
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18 Jun 2025
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the order is in, with eight days left to complete it. i can do it in seven.
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aka, the fic where devyatclair delivers a package, and the journey has its ups and downs. that's it. that's the fic. i love devyatclair
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14 Dec 2024
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Outis attempts to share her views about food. She gets a mixed reception.
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14 Dec 2024
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Don Quixote stares at her coworkers - no, her family, all sitting around a table, under the soft orange glow of the restaurant’s hanging lights.
When’s the last time she’s shared a meal with her family like this?
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Emil Sinclair, the Whistling Woman, and That for Which He Lusts by celico
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
24 Nov 2023
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Demian looks for Sinclair, wherever and whenever he may be.
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27 Sep 2024
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After making a secret wish, Don Quixote finds herself in a form of mirror world, where she meets a series of familiar faces in less than familiar roles. A parody of The Wizard of Oz (1939)
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15 Sep 2024
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The Imaginary Perks of Higher Education by goodnight
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2024
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“You have better things to do.”
“Not according to the Company, I don’t.” Aventurine smiles and takes off his sunglasses. He reaches over and goes in for the kill, lifting the bottom of Ratio’s chin to meet his eyes. No one ever resists the eyes. “You have no idea how special you are—in that I was sent to retrieve you.”
Ratio says nothing. He doesn’t really move.
In which the IPC just can’t seem to convince Veritas Ratio to join the Intelligentsia Guild, so they deploy Aventurine to a tiny university city-state, where he must charm the good doctor into their fold.
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- Part 1 of The Imaginary Perks of Higher Education
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07 Aug 2024
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My choice, despite everything by dezzert
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Jun 2026
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In the six unfortunate years that Gepard has known Sampo Koski, Sampo has proven himself a liar, a thief, and a coward who would abandon anyone at a moment's notice. Yet for some unfathomable reason, Sampo keeps saving Gepard.
It takes far too long for Gepard to learn how to save Sampo back.
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Episodes of Gepard and Sampo throughout the years, and what they learn about themselves through each other.
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- Part 1 of Crossroads
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18 May 2024
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The only thing more terrifying than Sampo Koski was the absence of Sampo Koski. Gepard needs to get to the bottom of this.
Alternatively; What the FUCK is Sampo doing in Penacony and why does he seem more trustworthy than half of the people there??
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16 May 2024
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If You're Scared That No One Will Want You When You're Old And Ugly, Remember That You're Currently Young And Beautiful And No One Wants You Anyway by golbat
Fandoms: Gintama
23 May 2020
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The Yorozuya's latest job involves old gods, marriage issues, a sun that decides to stop setting, and way too much collateral damage.
Sometimes Toushirou wondered what the point of surviving a homicidal immortal human-turned-demigod was if he was just going to end up slaughtering every Edo citizen himself out of pure frustration.
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“Bet it feels good to always get what you want,” says Sacchan, and starts unwinding her sash. “Bet it feels good to always get your way. Well, fine. You can have your way. You can have your way with me. You can do whatever you want, I won’t resist. I’ll surrender to every one of your perverse desires like the obedient little housewife you wish I was, utterly helplessly defenceless against your urge to ravish me—”
“You ain’t defenceless,” says Tsukuyo. “You’re a ninja assassin. You ain’t defenceless even a bit.”
She feels it’s a reasonable point, but Sacchan doesn’t listen. The fact it’s a reasonable point is probably why Sacchan doesn’t listen.
(Tsukuyo's not the only one who's got plans for her evening. She's the only one whose plans involve peace, quiet, and a sensible amount of sleep, though.)
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25 Sep 2023
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Throughout the galaxy, throughout every star and planet that Aha, the Aeon of Elation, has traversed, never did they suspect Jarilo VI, the dying, Stellaron-torn planet of ice, would be their final stop.
(Or, how Gepard manages to make an Aeon disguised as a con-man fall desperately in love with him- completely by accident.)
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23 Aug 2023
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an empty cup, and bags of blood by Mephalis, nighttalker
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 May 2023
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“The blood bank was broken into?”
“Almost, captain.” pela corrects, handing the report to him. Gepard grabs the paper, skimming through, eyes finding a familiar name.
Sampo Koski.
aka: same world, same story, except they are fictional mythical creatures.
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- Part 2 of Mephalis express train
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23 May 2023
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“Call me Sampo. Sampo Koski.” Lips imprinted the syllables of that name on the shell of his ear. “And I might just become the first man to lay hands on Lieutenant Landau.”
a dozen years later, they continue meeting under the same circumstances.
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20 May 2023
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“What?” Serval asks back. Her expression was waxen and mask-like to begin with, but now it turns outright morose. She laughs hollowly. “Oh. You didn’t hear.”
“...Didn’t hear what?” Gepard asks, with a growing sense of foreboding.
“I got dumped.”
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09 May 2023
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Denji knows better than to get attached to anyone in the life that he lives. Yoshida promises he’ll stay. But in their world, there exist no such things as promises or love stories.
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25 Jan 2023
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in defense of the butterfly effect by kizuu (kizumonogataris)
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga)
08 Jan 2023
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When faced with chaos there are three things you can do: (1) Avoid it. (2) Accept it, reluctantly. (3) Embrace it. You can only guess what option Yoshida Hirofumi takes, only for Denji to flip the cards on him.
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12 Jan 2023
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a very good bad man by friedgalaxies
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
09 Oct 2021
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Chilchuck Tims is not a good person.
This is a simple fact of life. A tenable truth. An undeniable reality of the universe.
Except this lot that he’s managed to get caught up with are trying to convince him otherwise.
(Everything reminds Chilchuck of something else.)Bookmarked by androidmonkeys
13 Nov 2022
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Yoo Joonghyuk and Kim Dokja's communication skills leave a lot to be desired, but as millennials, you'd think they'd at least remember to check their messages.
Or: a look at what canon could have been if Midday Tryst had been used more often.
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- Part 1 of Meetings
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08 Nov 2022