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When Andrealphus is summoned to Earth by a group of teenagers eager to get out of school one last time, Vassago is there afterward to smooth over his ego, even if that means giving up control.
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this old man i used to be by caitsoprano
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
10 May 2026
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After decades together, and the girls are grown and long gone, an elderly Qifrey comforts Olruggio on his deathbed. He knows once Olruggio is gone, he will permanently turn into a Silverwood Tree, and he is at peace with that fate, the ending they had chosen together. Before Olruggio goes, Qifrey remembers the night that forever changed their relationship, when Olruggio cursed them to be forever tethered.
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your roots are left in mine by caitsoprano for cotikun
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
02 May 2026
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After Stolas mentions missing his plants, Blitzø devises a plan to steal a plant for him. Things go awry when Blitzø is attacked by a dog after intruding on a suburban home on Earth.
Inspired by the Season 3 teaser.
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After the events of Fizz's birthday, Blitzø and Stolas are finally dating. Blitzø has planned out the perfect date, going clubbing in Lust. But just when he thought everything was going perfectly, Barbie interrupts their evening.
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- Part 3 of circus fire canon speculation
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better to live a pirate than play a sanctimonious part by caitsoprano for Citrine24
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
10 Apr 2026
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Marquis Andrealphus is captured by Captain Vassago's first mates after his ship was sunk by the notorious pirate, Captain Blitzø. A prisoner, Andrealphus is forced to go on an adventure to retrieve the missing Asmodean Crystal after it was stolen and hidden away by Mammon until he can be reunited with his sister. But when close proximity dredges up past feelings and betrayals, Andrealphus and Vassago will be forced to figure out how to work together and acknowledge their past.
A story set in Citrine's Pirate AU.
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The Heart of Marquis Andrealphus by caitsoprano for Humblebumbee
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Mar 2026
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Cursed as a nestling by a vengeful fairy, Andrealphus has lived his entire life missing his heart. When Vassago falls in love with him, the prince is determined not to marry until Andrealphus returns his love. Prince Vassago journeys across the continent, searching for Andrealphus' heart before time runs out.
A fairy tale AU.
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While making penis-shaped pancakes, both Stolas and Blitzø worry about making the perfect Valentine's Day plans for one another.
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Long ago, the Goetia, a mysterious group of magic wielders, sequestered themselves in a walled city, their knowledge of the outside world dwindling to stories found in the library. Stolas, who wields the gift of prophecy and the ability to manipulate fate, is devastated when he learns of an ominous prophecy tied to his beloved daughter, Octavia. Determined to change her fate, Stolas escapes the guarded city walls with little Octavia into the outside world ruled by ruthless Imps. But Stolas could never have imagined what would happen when Prince Blitzø's military leaders, Generals Moxxie and Millie, and Captain Striker, stumbled upon him and his sweet owlet.
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a fire to keep you warm, through the endless winter storm by caitsoprano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jan 2026
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Retired from the mercenary life, Blitzø wants a peaceful existence in the quaint village he's settled in. His peace is shattered when a stranger arrives in town, Striker, whom Blitzø immediately clocks as a fellow hitman. Disturbed by his presence, Blitzø follows him only to uncover a conspiracy to take out one of the residents. But who? When Blitzø follows Striker in the ancient woods, things don't go as planned.
A witchy, cozy, cottagecore, sickfic, and they were snowed in, Yuletide, Holiday Stolitz AU-with a sassy cat familiar.
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i still believe you should be with me by caitsoprano for milkandhoney
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Dec 2025
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Five times Stolas gets jealous while he navigates living with Blitzø, and one time when they finally understand each other.
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a solemn passion is conceived in my heart by caitsoprano for prayspecies
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Dec 2025
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After eight years at Lowood School, Blitzø is finally free of his oppressive childhood when he is hired to be a live-in tutor for Miss Octavia Goetia. When he arrives, he finds Thornfield Hall haunted by a mysterious presence that lashes out at night. Equally concerning is the evasive master of the home, Mr. Stolas Goetia, who quickly captures Blitzø's heart.
A Jane Eyre AU.
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we are folded in the firmament by caitsoprano for whimstories
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Dec 2025
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Blitzø was cursed after death, becoming The Beast, tasked with roaming The Unknown in search of lost souls and ushering them to the Afterlife. Guided by his lantern that holds his heart, he encounters a soul unlike any he has ever met before, Stolas.
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling by caitsoprano for stolitzsilas
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
03 Dec 2025
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Andrealphus had everything he ever wanted. For now, the legions he commanded had grown to fifty-six, Stella secured her claim on the palace that had been her home for the past eighteen years, and he had only grown in notoriety and power after his public display at the trial. His peace is disturbed when he discovers a certain macaw inside his palace. Vassago takes the opportunity to read him to filth.
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feathers hit the ground by caitsoprano for Blitzy Rodeo (FlorenciaUP32)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Oct 2025
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Blitzø, a homicide detective, gets a frantic call from his friend Moxxie, a crime scene investigator, regarding the mysterious murder of Emberlynn Pinkle. Her live-in boyfriend claims that he doesn't remember dating her and has an active restraining order against her. Further mystifying Moxxie, her wounds seem more like animal wounds than human. Things get more complicated when another victim is found and the clues don't add up. Can Blitzø find the culprit in time to stop the murders?
A Human AU x Demon story.
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Don't Stop Me Now 'Cause I'm Having a Good Time by caitsoprano
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Sep 2025
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Princess Blitzø lives in a tower with no door. At night, she sneaks out into the village to cheat at cards and have sex. The townsfolk, fed up with her antics, call upon three knights, Vassago, Andrealphus, and Stolas, to apprehend the princess.
A Rapunzel Stolitz AU.
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my hands work differently on you by caitsoprano for implydone
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Undertale (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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Blitzø and Stolas visit Papyrus and Sans for some homemade pasta. Once they get home, Stolas treats Blitzø.
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The Goetia/Buckzo family is enjoying a needed beach vacation in Envy. Stolas, relaxing on the beach, is reading a romance novel featuring Wrathain cowboy imps. That is, until the girls leave the beach to hang out in the beach house, and Blitzø sees the opportunity for some alone time.
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It was the first Full Moon night after Stolas recused the IMP crew from the human agents. Blitzø regretted how their last night together went, when he fucked Stolas' brains out. He was getting too close to Stolas, who just saw him as a fetish, a fun romp. Their time together was triggering all of those memories from the truth serum hallucinations. But still, they had a deal, and Blitzø was determined to perform for the bird. Stolas was a good fuck.
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The story of why Blitzø took the selfie with Stolas on their last Full Moon together before Ozzie’s.
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The Assassin Around the Corner by caitsoprano for pipsqueakparker
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Aug 2025
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A You've Got Mail AU. After Adam's death, Lucifer's agreement with Heaven not to kill Hellborn is now at risk. Lucifer tasks Paimon with reducing Hell's Sinner population. To do this, Stolas and Vassago establish an assassination business in Imp City to kill Sinners threatening IMP’s business when clients start dying before they can pay.
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to both of them, Blitzø and Stolas have developed an online relationship on Sinstagram while unhappy in their current relationships. What happens when they meet in person?
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After Blitzo manages to throw the pirate loot to his father, Stolas still wants to continue to play.