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    The Discreet Gentleman’s Connection is the number one choice for discerning gentlewizards, offering only the finest floo call connections.

    Crave the voice of another man? We’ll connect you. Securely. Anonymously. Discreetly.

    Five Galleons per call.

    Warning:

    The company is not liable for damages if the user discovers that they’ve been having anonymous floo-sex with their lifelong enemy.

    Nor is the company liable for damages if the user ends the call without revealing their own identity, intending to forget this whole thing ever happened.

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    16 Sep 2023

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    Steve Harrington, co-owner of Petal & Thorn Tattoo, prided himself on being able to get along with anyone. Growing up with his parents and attending more social functions than he ever cared to think about, it was practically a requirement. So, when local band Corroded Coffin began renting the suite across from his tattoo shop and he was forced to meet their loud, obnoxious, over-the-top frontman Eddie Munson, it came as an absolute shock that he could not stand to be in the same room as him.

    What was even worse was that Robin and Nancy, somehow, seemed to love the guy. When they asked him to at least try to get along with the man, for their sake, he took that as a challenge.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    06 Aug 2023

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    20 May 2023

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    "Hey, hey, relax. Look, it's totally normal to like how the needle feels, lots of people do. Even erections are pretty common. I've never had this happen before, but it makes perfect sense. Please just relax."
    "I- I can't-"
    Jaskier bit his lip. "Look, I can- I can take care of you, after. Purely in a professional capacity. I need you to relax, I can't work when you're hyperventilating. Please just stop fighting it. I won't let you drop, I promise."
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    Ciri wants a tattoo, so she drags her father to a young, up-and-coming artist. When he sees Jaskier's work, Geralt can't help but want one too.

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    05 Apr 2023

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    'I let you hurt me every day,' Jaskier thinks, but doesn’t say. That’s his fault, not Geralt’s. A wiser man would run away from this kind of heartache, but Jaskier’s never exactly had great self-preservation instincts. Besides, if Jaskier gets to have this – sitting naked in a forest with his fingers in Geralt’s hair – then wisdom can absolutely and categorically just fuck off.

    Or, Geralt and Jaskier try to fuck their way through Geralt's intimacy issues. It doesn't exactly go as planned.

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    30 Mar 2023