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Keith’s a good noodle™ who just wants to watch a movie in an empty theater. He doesn’t deserve some motormouth asshole interrupting his peace and quiet. Or that guy dumping popcorn on his head. Or all his idiotic jokes. Or his kinda cute smile. Or the free packets of Sour Patch Kids. And he definitely doesn’t deserve the fact that he’s starting to enjoy his company…
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What do you do when you pick your rival in Secret Santa?
Obviously, embark on a stealth mission to find out his interests and get him the best possible present and prove to him that you're better once and for all.
What could go wrong?
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Keith’s mouth hung open for a few seconds before he stammered, “D-do you really mean that?”
Lance looked a bit sheepish as he said, “I… It’s crazy, right? I mean, it’s way too soon. You know I was kidding.”
Keith straightened up. “Well, I’m not. Marry me.”
“What?!”
“You heard me, you coward. Marry me.”
“That’s the worst proposal ever!”
“Worse than you threatening me with marriage so I would stop talking about how amazing you are?”
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Tbh all I want for Christmas is a gay Christmas romcom but since Hollywood can't give me that I guess I'll have to give it to myself. Except I took out all the unnecessary hetero drama. Ya know, just two dudes being guys. Just two guys being dudes. And giving each other makeovers because it's Christmas. And saying cheesy things to each other cause it's Christmas. And giving each other lots of snuggles and kisses cause it's Christmas.
BOY I SURE DO LOVE ME A HEALTHY ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP.
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Everyone has something they’re not good at. For Lance, that’s mechanics. For Hunk, that’s flying. For Keith, that’s staying calm. With the pressures of an intergalactic war starting to eat away at them, they go to each other for help, hoping to improve themselves. But maybe the answers they’re looking for aren’t the answers they need.
For The Primary Big Bang (psst there's cool art inside!!!)
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Recipe for this fic:
1 peaceful morning jog in the park
1 auto-mechanic hothead keith
1 soccer player sinamonroll™ lance
2 cups mutual pining
A dash of angst
All the sugar in the world
Way too many bad pick-up lines
And a burn so slow you could slow roast a whole Kaltenecker
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Competition is Better With a Friend by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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06 Jun 2026
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"You have been playing like this?" Ilya mused. "With this? For how long?"
Hollander's mouth was flat. "Two weeks."
"Wow." Ilya let out a low whistle. "Pussy makes you better at hockey."
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20 Apr 2026
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get him back! by flairlies
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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Stuck in an alt-world where he and Shane never hooked up as teenagers, Ilya is determined to get Shane back. To do that, Ilya has to figure out a way to get Shane to see him as anyone other than the Russian asshole who has spent a decade pissing him off. It can't be that hard to make your husband fall in love with you... right?
Basically: Shane Hollander makes a wish with good intentions. Ilya Rozanov wakes up confused, single, closeted, and miserable in Boston.
+Bonus Chapter where AltWorld!Ilya wakes up confused, married, out, and carefree in Ottawa
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18 Apr 2026
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There’s this guy in Steve’s third period English class who won’t stop staring at him, and at first he thinks that he’s trying to pick a fight.
“That’s just Eddie Munson,” Carol informs him while picking delicately at her own cuticles. “He’s not trying to fight you, Steve. He’s just a creep. The best thing you can do is ignore him.”
Steve doesn’t know about all of that, but he supposes Carol’s right about one thing: Eddie Munson is not trying to fight Steve. He just stares a lot. And he doesn’t even look away when Steve catches him and they lock eyes. He just burrows further into his arms and raises a thin, pierced eyebrow.
It's the end of senior year and Eddie Munson won't stop staring. Robin Buckley does not get paid enough to deal with this shit. Steve Harrington plays board games with middle schoolers. He is also apparently in a long-term relationship with both of his best friends; he does not know this.
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10 Jan 2026
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The tides are currently low, waves sweeping past the shoreline gently, caressing their ankles when they enter. Kuroo wades into the water until it reaches his hips before glancing back, where Daichi is watching him.
"It's cold," he says, bending down so the water washes over his entire body. The sand slides off easily as he resurfaces, and he sighs as a refreshing breeze hits his skin, cooling him down.
Daichi's expression gives nothing away as he creeps closer. He stops just a few steps away from Kuroo, looking up at him, and Kuroo stiffens in anticipation.
Daichi begins squatting down, hands dipping into the water. Kuroo's eyes follow the movement as he warily takes a step back, and Daichi's lips split into a wide grin and—
Splash!
Kuroo coughs in surprise, water droplets running down his face and dripping from his hair. Daichi bursts out laughing, slapping his thighs in delight. "Got you."
when kuroo is invited along to karasuno's weekend graduation trip to tokyo, he doesn't expect to be swept away by a whirlwind of new experiences, friendships, and feelings to navigate. damn you, sawamura daichi.
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01 Nov 2025