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“First option, you say yes. Second option, you say no and I return you to court, where presumably you get dragged to prison.” Reigr closed his eyes in resignation, of course. His eyes snapped open when Andruche continued. “Third option, you say no and I have someone arrange for you an early retirement. What were you planning to do once you were done with the military?”
Regardless, since Reigr had lost the thread of his life the moment this man had stepped into it, he might as well lean into the ridiculousness. “A potato farm. That’s what I would have done after I could no longer fight on the field or teach in the barracks.”
“Ah, a very humble dream. But perhaps fitting for a humble man such as yourself. Well, I’d like to think I’m more attractive than a potato farm.” Here, he pouted flirtatiously.
Reigr actually looked at Andruche’s face, not his shimmering robes or the aura of artful carelessness only the powerful had. Black curls sprouted from a crown and reflected all the colors of the crown’s gemstones. His skin was soft like clay and the same red brown color after clay had been fired in a kiln. His eyes were the pale, earthy green of olives. Yes, he was more attractive than a potato farm.
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The Great One once said “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
Coming out by kissing your Stanley Cup champion boyfriend on center ice has unintended consequences, one of which is that scouts start paying attention to a little liberal arts school in Massachusetts not previously known for hockey greatness. And once they start looking, they see number 15, a speedy first line right winger with the C on his sweater—soft hands, not selfish about scoring goals…
And the rest is, as they say, history.
(Or, a story about the shots you take)
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- Part 1 of #hockeylife (The Tales of NHL!Bitty)
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Three's a Better Number than Two by honeybro2 (honeybro)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
16 Jul 2019
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Clint's a Sub who has never trusted Doms, until Tony. Tony's a Switch who never thought his rare presentation would get in the way of being a good Dom for Clint, until Bucky. Bucky's a Dom who thought he'd never have anyone to share his life with after Hydra, until these two punks came along.
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A story set in an alternate universe where most people are Neutrals, but a number are either Doms or Subs. Tony and Clint are in a happy Dom/Sub relationship. Enter Bucky. Cue jealousy, general confusion, and all manner of shenanigans. -
5 Times Tony and Bucky Try to Get Married + 1 Time They Actually Succeeded by honeybro2 (honeybro) for Feelingsinwinter
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
23 Dec 2017
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I am satisfied with my care by honeybro2 (honeybro)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
31 Jul 2017
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ImagineTonyandBucky Tumblr Prompt: Imagine Tony building robots from the latest movies Avengers watched just because he can (Wall-E, R2D2, BB8, you name it). His latest creation is Baymax, which he equipped with mental health assistance protocol and he gift to Bucky. Bucky loves it ofc, he wants to show his appreciation but unsure how to ask Tony out. Baymax helped.
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Fic Purgatory (Compendium of Unfinished Works) by honeybro2 (honeybro)
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Lethal Weapon (TV), Leverage, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
01 Jun 2017
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#hockeylife (The Tales of NHL!Bitty) by honeybro2 (honeybro)
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic)
15 Apr 2020
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In freshman year of high school, Danny pulled away from his friends without explanation.
At sixteen, he disappeared. Sam and Tucker presumed him dead. His parents insisted he was taken by ghosts.
As young adults, they run into him in Gotham, of all places. It's a stroke of luck that brings their best friend back to them.
If only it was that easy for the Bats to find the god damn engineer that's been running circles around them while they try to track him down.
Tim's not sure what he'll do first when he finally finds the brilliant bastard - kiss him or punch his teeth in.
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02 Jul 2026
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21 May 2026
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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15 May 2026
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crackin' open a cold one by tasteofberries, thisisnotthenerd
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
08 Jul 2026
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A series of Heated Rivalry crack/crack treated seriously fics. Primarily Yuri!!! on Ice crossovers, with a couple of canon compliant/canon divergent fics thrown in as well.
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05 May 2026
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Presenting: Wes Weston as the Question by TigressinCreamSilk
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, Green Arrow (Comics), Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Lucifer (Comic)
16 Apr 2026
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In which the Justice League Unlimited version of the Question is undeniably Wes Weston.
Look, I have so much proof, I have spreadsheets—
1. They both have red hair
2. They're both conspiracy theorists who are usually right but no one believes them bc they have a reputation for being a crackpot
3. The names are literally mirrors of each other—wes weston? the qwestion?
4. VIBES MATCH(Edit: somehow this series became interconnected. You can still read them in whatever order you want but there might be some confusion.)
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17 Apr 2026