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  1. Summary

    A series of unconnected oneshots where Heated Rivalry characters (mostly Shane so far, but like my other series, I'm having Thoughts about Luca) reveal something about their backstory or reasoning for canon decisions. Because half of Shane's life has the potential to be deeply tragic when you really think about it and he deserves to live authentically.

    Marked as complete because all works stand alone and are complete, but I'll keep adding more as the plot bunnies arrive.

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  2. Summary

    What it says on the container. Unrelated oneshots. Marked complete because each individual work is, but I have like four WIPs that will land here eventually.

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  3. Summary

    A series of unconnected one shots where Heated Rivalry characters (mostly Shane so far, but I have Thoughts for a Luca fic) go off on asshole journalists because Shane deserves to stick up for himself and should be allowed to kill one reporter or Metro per season for enrichment.

    Marked as complete because all works stand alone and are complete, but I'll keep adding more as the plot bunnies arrive.

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  4. Summary

    The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.

    If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.

    Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.

    Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!

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  5. Summary

    Letters written by Emilie and Agatha before and after the events of the play.

    Complete, but may be added to someday if inspiration strikes again.

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    Shane Hollander has a secret life. No, not the one where he's hiding his trysts with his rival.

    He's a pseudonymous hockey romance author under the alias Jane Dutch.

    And the Metros WAGs have just picked up his first release for their book club...

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HOLY SHIT GOOD. I didn't realize it was incomplete and now I'm going to throw myself into the sun. I need more of this more than oxygen.

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    21 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Daaaaaaaamn this was good.

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    At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:

    They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.

    After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%

    or

    Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?

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    21 Apr 2026

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    This is the real, honest truth of it: Shane has spent years navigating his own personal rules about touch, putting up barriers out of necessity, only for Ilya Rozanov to knock them down with ease. No one has ever touched Shane like he has. Shane has never wanted anyone to. But Ilya Rozanov—Shane wants him, in a way that’s new and terrifying. They’ve been as close as two people can possibly be, and still Shane wants more.

     
    or, Shane Hollander has a carefully controlled relationship with touch. Ilya Rozanov changes that.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    The Pikes had a rough season, but now they may have a path forward to a new home, new friends and maybe some more unconventional changes.

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    15 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Joey Pike