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Phenomaman stands up to his full height, and Robert has to look up. "Our night spent together exploring one another was... enlightening, Robert Robertson. It has taught me more than I ever expected from someone without powers."
"I know. It was... something. But I can tell you're still thinking about her."
A small gasp. "Has working at the Superhero Dispatch Network bestowed you the power of mind-reading?"
"Nah. Human relationships tend to be complicated. When you date another human, you have to deal with both the good and the bad. Seems like you're no different, Phen."
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Part-two of something I didn't expect to write even a part-one of! 'bingo card' is the part one.
Superheroes laugh, they cry, they talk about their trauma.
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- Part 2 of Robert/Phen freeflow
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06 Jul 2026
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Robert wants his numbers to look good, and as it turns out Phenomaman responds better to praise.
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06 Jul 2026
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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
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06 Jul 2026
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Flambae finally learns the trick to getting Robert to go to sleep: laying on top of him.
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04 Jul 2026
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Because Robert said he wanted to grow closer with the z-team, Chase has decided to bring cartridges with embarrassing videos from Robert's past. At least, they're supposed to be embarrassing, but the z-team has a bad habit of picking the traumatic ones.
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Dispatch (roughly after the events of episodes 3 and 4 but if THAT didn't happen)
Trigger Warning: Blood, poison, child endangerment, implied neglectful parent, mentioned chronic pain- Language:
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04 Jul 2026
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It was supposed to be a joke.
It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.
So why the fuck was it working??
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03 Jul 2026
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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03 Jul 2026
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Heat-Up Food And Science Blankets by chasing_the_sterek
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 May 2016
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Peter comes home after a long day and finds a certain Merc With A Mouth in his apartment.
Joy.
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22 Jun 2026
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playground school bell by Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Aug 2022
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The thing about kids, Peter thinks, is that they’re never quite where they’re supposed to be.
[peter loses a child on the job and can’t leave her side. he’s okay. he’s okay. he’s oka-]
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22 Jun 2026
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In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.
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22 Jun 2026
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"Because Chat Noir is dating Marinette." Or in which Lila lies, Adrien panics, and Marinette gets stuck being Chat Noir's fake girlfriend. [based on agrestenoir’s fake dating idea]
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14 Jun 2026
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After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just deserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.
A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.
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I Sought A Muse (But The Words Just Wouldn't Come) by sinkingmyships
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Apr 2017
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Yoongi is, quite frankly, sick of photographing Taehyung's tongue, and the deadline for his photography project is approaching faster than he really wants to admit. He needs a new model.
The first person to answer his ad—his name is Seokjin, if Yoongi remembers correctly—sent a message with something super vain like "cameras love my face," which should be an enormous red flag, but Yoongi's getting desperate. And in any case, if it's true, it'll just make his job a lot easier.
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04 May 2026
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chaos theory
noun
the branch of mathematics that deals with complex systems whose behaviour is highly sensitive to slight changes in conditions, so that small alterations can give rise to strikingly great consequences.'Is this really worth it?' Seems to be a recurring thought throughout Noir's life.
He remembers thinking it at nine years old after snapping Lewis Frankel's neck. He remembers thinking it after Soldier Boy ruined his chance of being in Beverly Hills Cop. He remembers thinking it as his skull was smashed in by the same man who had taken everything from him.
Now, here he is, forty years later. Despite being broken, the same whispering self-doubt has managed to cling onto whatever husk that's still left of him, murmuring a tiny, ‘was stopping him worth it?’
Noir shoves the thought down like every other time.
He doubts that the whole ordeal with Starlight and The Deep will affect anything. It was just one awkward moment he stumbled into by accident. How much could that possibly change for him?
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A rewrite of The Boys from Black Noir's POV if he had accidentally interrupted Starlight and The Deep's first meeting.
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03 Apr 2026
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For as long as Zoro's felt his soulmate echoes he's hated them. He doesn't know why Sanji, or the rest of his crew mates, care so damn much.
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22 Mar 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
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21 Mar 2026
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The one where everyone thinks they’re dating, Sanji is oblivious, and Zoro takes everything in stride.
Sometimes a love story can go in reverse.
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21 Mar 2026
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Imagine person A making person B a friendship bracelet, expecting person B to never wear it, but when it’s given to them person B puts it on and is rarely seen with it off.
A group of marines charge, Zoro slices through them, and in that instant Sanji feels his own eyes grow wide. Because there, on the arm now outstretched towards him, steel glinting in hand, is the stupid bracelet he’d given Zoro. The bastard is actually wearing it.
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21 Mar 2026
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Good Observation by Dolphin_yearning_for_sky
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Young Sherlock Holmes Series - Andrew Lane, Young Sherlock (2026)
05 Mar 2026
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In a Paris hospital room, Sherlock notices Moriarty wiping his hands—and won’t let it pass.
A small deduction turns into a private confession: an accidental killing, and a reaction Moriarty can’t explain. Between blood, silence, and sharp questions.
Good observation. Said James.
A fanfic based on Young Sherlock, Guy Ritchie(2026)Bookmarked by muffen
13 Mar 2026
