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too good for everyone (not good enough for me) by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
29 Jun 2026
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There are a handful of things that Geto Suguru already knows about Gojo Satoru, all of which are against his will.
That’s he’s a know-it-all. That he’s an asshole. That he makes it his life’s mission to be the bane of everyone else’s existence, and succeeds — because the prick succeeds at everything he tries.
Geto assumes there isn’t much else to learn. Eavesdropping on a rejected confession and a conversation about foreign wordplay is enough to make him reconsider.
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love is just a chemical reaction by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
22 Feb 2026
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The thought of someone else having such direct access to his emotions, basically his thoughts… To this day it makes him cringe a little.
Okay, maybe Gojo Satoru has some commitment issues. Sue him.
But he’s fine. Commitment is overrated anyways. Obviously the universe had it out for him specifically when it created this whole stupid secondary-sex system, where the ultimate declaration of care and adoration requires him to crack open his own ribcage and offer his beating heart on a platter. To say explicitly: Here. This is yours. Destroy this, destroy me, if you’d like to. You’re the only one who can.
or, the one where they learn that sometimes it’s worth the risk
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- Part 2 of it's hard to never want it back
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the pleasure of our ignorance by schemingbanshee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Dec 2025
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He stops in front of the door, breathing heavily through his mouth. His mind completely blanks, and for a second he thinks it’s all the running; the lack of oxygen is starting to catch up to him. He feels lightheaded. But then he takes in another breath, through his nose this time, and he smells it.
Satoru’s scent is fairly light. Normally. Ozone and something electric, like the smell of wet air after lightning strikes a bit too close for comfort. Muted. Definitely not the type of thing Suguru can usually smell through a door.
That’s still there, barely. But it’s different now.
or, the day Satoru presented
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- Part 1 of it's hard to never want it back
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“I need her.”
For the first time since Gumiho had stepped under the rope, Romance remembered he was there with other people. He glanced over at Abby, who was staring in the direction of the ring with the same awestruck expression Romance was sure had just been on his own face.
“Yeah, same page.” He breathed out, glancing back towards the ring. When he looked back, Abby was staring at him with a grin that he quickly returned. It was like a moment of unspoken agreement, a vow that passed like electricity between all the places their shoulders and thighs touched. A silent understanding.
Whatever it took, they were gonna make her want them as bad as they wanted her.
or, the one where Mira is an underground fighter with an insatiable craving for adrenaline, and two stupid frat boys are determined to be her next fix
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*not quite abandoned but is being rewritten*
Akaashi’s life was simple.
It wasn’t boring; not to him at least. But it was simple, nice, calm. Making the decision to move to the city would definitely disrupt his routine for a few days, but he was sure that he’d settle back into it fairly quickly. Not much would change with the move; the only difference was that he would now be doing it in a cramped apartment in Tokyo instead of his university dorm. Akaashi’s life would be the same; simple, nice, calm.
Yes, Akaashi’s life was simple. But it was also quite lonely.AKA The one where Akaashi moves to the city searching for a job, but instead finds himself swept up in the lives of his odd neighbors.
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it's hard to never want it back by schemingbanshee
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
22 Feb 2026
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It's Totally Normal to Make a Porno With Your Roommate by Arcadiium, PeachRingPapa
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
11 Jul 2026
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In light of an eviction notice, Satoru and Suguru make a plan to bring in extra cash.
The plan is porn.
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Gravitational Collapse by pequinessa
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Aug 2024
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Suguru travels to the past and encounters a young Satoru.
The sight of the person he once loved awakens something long-dormant within him.
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August by Bbbbbird
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 May 2026
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A GeGo Fanfic inspired by the Game No I am not Human. This WILL include Spoilers for the Game.
In a world slowly collapsing under violent solar events, life as it once was has been turned on its head. What remains of humanity clings to routine, to shelter, to whatever scraps of normalcy the planet hasn’t yet burned away.
Suguru Geto, exhausted, isolated, and the reluctant caretaker of a house that seems to attract problems, has the misfortune of crossing paths with wandering Guests seeking refuge.
And now, as the world rots outside his windows and bodies appear wherever Visitors drift, Suguru realizes none of them are leaving. Worse, one particular Visitor seems attached to him. In more ways than he can understand.
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He steals a glance at Suguru once again, and finally, that stupid smile is washed off his face. Suguru sucked on his teeth with his tongue, eye's empty of any humor and now piercing Satoru with something that made his body feel itchy, actually, and he'd never guess that mere moments ago Suguru was laughing to himself about Satoru's drunken attempt at flirting with this random girl. There it was again. That guilt piling up in his gut. He was in it deep now, though. He just recovered after this godforsaken five minutes of embarrassment, and now Suguru has something to say about it? But it wasn't anger in his eyes, it wasn't sarcasm, it was...
It finally hit Satoru.
The look in Suguru's eyes was jealousy. And, Satoru realizes that it's essentially self-inflicted. Is... Suguru getting off on being jealous? Is that even something people are into?
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Satoru finds himself being hit on by a girl at the bar, and Suguru decides he needs to remind Satoru of who he belongs to.
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Confinement by solarbishop for bearhavior
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Nov 2025
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Nearing the second trimester of his pregnancy, Gojo isn't certain what to expect from his alpha during his upcoming rut. Now that his belly has softened and lost most of its definition, Gojo can't let anything too crazy happen for the sake of their beautiful, unborn pup.
Well, whatever he was expecting, it wasn’t this.
Bookmarked by schemingbanshee
16 Jul 2026