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A small record of a rare quiet moment on a rare quiet night.
Working Title: Capturing a Small Moment
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26 May 2025
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Evocative little vignettes of three different flavor of stupid insomniacs ruining their sleep schedule
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Who wants a tasty carrot with no benadryl in it? by FirebrandArchives
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
12 Apr 2025
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Scout seeks refuge in Sniper’s camper during a rainy night, and that’s literally all I can get from it.
i am so sorry this one is baaaad
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Jeremy stared at him. Blinked. Then blinked one more time for good measure. Surely he’s joking. "Let me get this straight," Surely. Hopefully. "You summoned a demon—me specifically—to help you… flirt with your neighbor? Are you serious?"
With the way Ludwig’s grin stretched even wider—Jeremy was starting to worry it might detach from his face entirely—the answer was a resounding yes. "Deadly serious!" Ludwig clapped his hands together, the rubber gloves squeaking again in a way that Jeremy decided was now his personal hell. "Well, not deadly—that would defeat the purpose. You see, the object of my affection is... complicated. Normal methods won’t work. I need someone who can think outside the box—or, in your case, outside the mortal plane."
Or, Ludwig, in a fit of misguided romantic ambition, summons a demon—very threateningly named Jeremy—to help him win the heart of his aloof neighbor.
Meanwhile, Jeremy just wants to go back to his darts. Or, failing that, at least find a way to avoid being roped in the worst romance scheme known to man.
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07 Apr 2025
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Hello, is this Hell Resources? Yeah there's a freak holding one of the employees hostage, can you do something about it?
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Your experience of existence is different when you're a clone.
A poetry fic.
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06 Apr 2025
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Awesomesauce poetry that made me overanalyze it and sniffle just a lil. Being a clone is kinda freaky huh
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“Oh, don't beat yourself up too much.” Spy speaks emotionlessly, matter-of-fact and completely resigned to their impending torture and death. “During your tenure as our supervisor, only one of us has died as a result of your decision making. Statistically, that's nothing to be ashamed of.”
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Set during the Team Fortress 2 comic, Issue #5. Miss Pauling is captured with Spy, Pyro and an incapacitated Demoman, facing imminent torture. Spy offers to split his cyanide tooth with the woman but he isn't willing to risk dropping it on the floor.
Spy and Pauling have to kiss. It's not as romantic as it sounds.
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06 Apr 2025
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The intimacy of killing someone via mouthful of poison shared with a kiss broke into my house and rearranged my bones and fucked my wife
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Another loud crack from outside, rattling the windows of the Red base. Scout flinched despite himself, cursing inwardly. He hated thunderstorms. Fucking despised them even. It wasn't like he was scared or anything, he just didn't like the thunder, that's all, nothing more.
Or Scout is afraid of thunderstorms and Spy gets reminded of a time long gone, way before he left his family.
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06 Apr 2025
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Shit parent Spy my beloved mwah mwah mwah you are so terrible at being normal I hate you mwah
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06 Apr 2025
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Scout being Scout and written so delightfully. The story barely started and I am already on the floor spasming like a fish <- wow is that an epic tf2 scout-exclusive weapon refer-
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‘Your manners are as impeccable as always I see’ He exaggerated the put upon tone, but doubted Sniper missed his curious glance into the shallow hole. What he saw only raised more questions. ‘Why on earth would you waste time on this?’
‘Can’t exactly leave em’ out here now can I?’ The ‘em’ he was referring to was the slowly freezing body of the Blu Spy, laying spawled out beneath a thick layer of snow.
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Or: The Red Spy doesn’t like his weekends to be disturbed at the best of times, but something Sniper’s found piques his interest, just enough to allow a guest to intrude on his precious free time.
And if he gets to learn more about his elusive counterpart, well, that makes it all worth it.
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06 Apr 2025
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Spy to Spy communication to feed my soul. They are both playing 5d chess with time travel in the conversation here and I love them.
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Sniper and Spy were called to the Administrator’s office one night, not knowing what to expect.
// The Fake Marriage AU fanfic every fandom needs and has done before. It’s a story about learning how to live with each other, getting to know each other and much, much bickering. //
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Bookmarked by showerless
31 Mar 2025
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Unstable ass marriage and paper in a buttcrack
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Sniper wakes up with a bad case of amnesia, and is just socially awkward enough to not do the sane thing and just tell people he doesn't know who they are, or who he is. Learning about his coworkers and the job they do via context clues doesn't make his situation any better, because hes pretty sure if word gets out that he has amnesia, that Medic guy will not hesitate to cut his head open.
Surely making a polite request of the enemy Spy is the more reasonable thing to do?
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15 Mar 2025
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Character exploration piece but instead of deep dives into their psyche, lore and whatnot the character is exploring themselves and IT GOES HARDDDD fire emoji fire emoji !!!
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"Something the matter, doctor?" Spy ventured, curious to pick at the older man's mind and know what he was thinking in the moment
"Nothing. I was just thinking about how you considered yourself to be a trivial matter. I know I tend to concern myself with the wellbeing of other members more often on the field, but I assure you that you are not unimportant in my eyes."
- Just a silly little casual fic/collection of somewhat-related oneshots to fuel my gentle surgery delusion and desire to see these two be soft to each other. -
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19 Feb 2025
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Oughh gentle surgery struggles to be around each other because they are stupid aughh :D
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Day 4 and 6 of the TF2 Valentines week! (might as well go with the fuckup)
Prompts: Confession/Growing Old Together
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- Part 3 of TF2 Valentines Week 2025
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15 Feb 2025
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Old man happy long relationship that makes me cry and explode into a thousand pieces <3
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Red Sniper x Blu Spy fic! Will contain violence and smut in the future, with plenty of warning. Will be written in a way that a reader can skip the smut if wanted and the story won't be interrupted :] On the slower side with decent plot and development of side characters.
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15 Feb 2025
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Ahhhghhhg such good writing and promise of great violence :3
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Jeremy was an observant boy. He saw, analysed and guessed, more than a kid his age should. Therefore, he noticed that his family was not like the others. When he observed his friends at school and their families, he saw that he had far more brothers than most kids. He saw that his mother was not like other mothers and, in a way, his father was strange too. They loved each other, as all parents did. However, they were still different from the other parents...
Jeremy tries, over time and throughout his life, to understand his family, espacially who his father was. But the man doesn't seem to want to open up to his son.
No worries, time and a few adventures are the best remedies.
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Engie’s soul definitely didn’t weigh 21 grams, like Douglas MacDougall’s flawed study had claimed. Not even anywhere close.
It was like a grain of sand or a mote of dust; the barest suggestion of a presence.
And yet it felt like Medic held the weight of the world.- Language:
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Bookmarked by showerless
04 Jan 2025
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What if I let you hold my soul in your palms and guard it through hell... and we were both boys...
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He truly had not meant for her to know, had assumed it would have been easier on them all to simply disappear, morning fog off the waves with the breaking of a new dawn. After all, Judith would find herself in far more trouble if Julien stayed by her side, and he had duties across the ocean whose importance tugged at him with an urgency that had far superseded his affections for one woman and her as-yet-unborn son.
the spy must leave his love behind
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- Part 1 of Flintlock Fortress
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03 Jan 2025
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Spy breaking a heart in such a poetic and beautiful way... I hate him... Crying... Punching the wall...
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Dell Conagher is a widower who lost both his wife and child in one fell swoop. The casualties after the war does not help, and the sleepy little town he calls home gets a new visitor that brings life not only to its residents, but to him as well.
A Post-WWII Toymaker!Engie AU.
(Remastered from the 7-chapter 2013 fic of the same name).
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After an arm malfunction, Engineer is fired from Mann. Co. Living alone, she debates what to do until one day, Spy turns up on her doorstep.
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27 Nov 2024
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Delightful domestic story!!! I love dating where one of the parties is oblivious to the fact they are dating
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Heavy likes her personal space. Medic also likes Heavy's personal space.