twoheadedcalf
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Caleb makes him feel good. No one has ever done that to him before, not unless they wanted something from him back. Caleb does it just 'cause. Just because he wants to see Fjord like that, in the throes of pleasure. Just because he wants to feel the satisfaction of being the source of Fjord’s pleasure. Just because he wants to give him something nice.
It's incredible. It makes his heart hurt and his teeth ache and his eyes sting.
So he doesn't get why they've been in bed for what feels like more than half an hour now and Caleb's touches remain light and his kisses remain shallow and his hands still haven't drifted below his torso.
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- Part 3 of kinktober.
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and then you arrived. i loved you without knowing you, i loved you when you were just barely an idea. by twoheadedcalf for AgentBuzzkill
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
09 Apr 2021
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It’s after they’ve wolfed down their food and are resting in the living room that Caleb asks the question.
They’ve been sitting on the couch for an hour but Fjord’s had his eyes closed for at least half of it.
He’s been counting the beads on a necklace like one of the ladies at the asylum did when he was little. Her prayers to Erathis were more frantic though, obsessive, while his prayers to the Wildmother are calmer, somewhere between meditation and sleep.
Caleb had put his book aside to stare at Fjord fifteen minutes ago.
His feet twitch in Fjord’s lap before he asks. “Were you serious? That day at the wedding?”
Fjord opens one of his eyes and glances at Caleb out of the corner of it. “Hm?”
“Did you mean it? That day at the wedding… Did you mean it when you talked about starting a family?”
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Caleb wakes up slowly, comfortable in a way he hasn’t been for weeks now. It takes him a moment to figure out exactly where he is but then sensation hits — the pleasant warmth, the soft sheets against his skin, the light sea breeze coming in from the half open window.
Nicodranas. The Lavish Chateau. The first time they’ve been able to relax and properly rest in a week. Right.
Caleb opens his eyes and blinks at one corner of the room dazedly, half annoyed. He finally has an opportunity to sleep in and his body decides to wake him up early instead.
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- Part 2 of kinktober.
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End Racism in the OTW | caught in his orbit by twoheadedcalf
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
20 Jan 2021
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Essik clears his throat. “Good evening. Would you like to come in?” He opens the door wider.
“Yes.” Caleb says, shouldering his way in, barely brushing Essik’s side. “It wouldn’t do well for us to work on dunamancy right at your doorstep, would it?”
“No, of course not.” Essik says quietly, moving to the front and leading the way to his study. “Unless you’d like to get in trouble with the Bright Queen.”
“I don’t think I would be the one in trouble.”
Essik looks back sharply at Caleb over his shoulder but the man just smiles. Essik turns back, feeling something warm unfurl in his chest.
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- Part 1 of kinktober.
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End Racism in the OTW | homesick for a better time. by twoheadedcalf
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
05 Sep 2020
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i was meant to survive, not live, caleb thinks and wishes he hadn't.
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the limitations of maddocks questions by viviolet
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Dec 2025
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when shane gets the injury that would come to end his career, in the moment he’s just thankful he didn’t break his jaw.
or: shane knew, in the abstract, that one day he would play his last professional nhl game. it never occurred to him that hockey would choose that day for him.
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07 Jan 2026
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Everything's meant to be fine now that Fisk is behind bars. So how come Foggy can't sleep at night, Karen's still haunted by her ghosts, and Matt feels more broken than ever?
When Frank Castle returns to Hell's Kitchen, it's the catalyst for them to start figuring out how all their broken pieces fit together.
(Giant, slow-build poly fic... and also slow-build recovery from the emotional fallout of season 3)
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21 Apr 2021
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In the wake of Elektra's death and Matt Murdock's social isolation the Devil has been ceaseless in his crusade, to the point where he's barely a step away from indulging his death wish. His concerned colleague the Punisher notices. Karen is informed. Foggy is contacted. And Foggy proceeds to call an emergency meeting because like hell are any of them going to let this slide, Matt, like actual freaking hell.
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21 Apr 2021
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“Fuck you, dude,” Patrick says, though there’s no real heat behind it. “Sit on it and spin.”
Art stares longingly at his tanned back. You don’t have to ask me twice, he thinks.
or, a masterclass in what not to do after having phone sex with your best friend.
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11 Sep 2024
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were road tripping out to Stanford, Patrick texts Tashi.
*We’re, she texts back.
oh good, so ur coming, Patrick replies.
(Patrick, Tashi, and Art, a car, and the open road)
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25 Aug 2024