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Shane learns to take life one day at a time after his incident and recent sobriety. By his therapist recommendation, he's joined a trauma based support group. As he works on himself, he doesn't understand his strange attraction to the mysterious man he met through the group.
(A semi-realistic take on Shane becoming sober)
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The Belcher children reunite as Bob is in the hospital. Louise decides to stay for a few days, especially after she runs into old enemies and old friends.
A semi-realistic take of the Belcher family's future.
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don't worry tina belcher, my dad's also a failed restaurateur
poetry from tinas pov lol
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Fiddleford comes back to the labs of his former partner, not understanding how Stanley took his place.
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Morals be damned when it comes to family.
Shane always knew he was a drunken burden on his family, but things begin to look up when the new farmer moves to town. After she singlehandedly revitalized the town's economy, Marnie an idea. She had a single nephew roughly the farmer's age. Why not set the two together? The catch was the farmer didn't need to know it was for her money.
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In which Ford's attempt to survive entirely on caffeine and paranoia suffers some pitfalls, and things happen differently in 1982.
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24 Sep 2024
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The Fire Nation's royal accountant lunges towards Zuko, brandishing a stack of receipts like a shield. “I’m referring to the flowers you bought him.”
“That was a matter of cultural exchange."
“What about the jewelry?”
“That wasn’t jewelry, it was just gem-enhanced accessories!”
"But you ordered him five sets of custom nightclothes!”
(For some reason, the whole world's convinced that Zuko is Sokka's sugar daddy.)
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“It’s not even 11pm.” Guillermo crosses his arms. “I’m going to McDonald’s.”
Nandor raises an eyebrow. “To eat?”
“No, to do pilates,” Guillermo snarks. “Yes, to eat. You know, that silly thing humans have to do. Which I am, by the way. Still human! In case you had forgotten.”“Stop with this,” Nandor grumbles. And then, “Okay. I will come with you to the McDonald’s. I will get my going-out cloak.”
Guillermo stares at Nandor, who is already turning to walk away. He stammers, “But… why?”
Nandor whirls back around dramatically. “You are the one who wanted to ‘hang out’,” he snaps. “So stop with this questioning.” And then he’s off, stomping up the stairs in an unwarranted hurry.
Or: Guillermo and Nandor try to navigate their "friendship" now that Guillermo is a cool vampire murderer. It's super.
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07 Sep 2023
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Five times Guillermo is injured in front of Nandor.
Or, five times that Nandor is reminded of the fragility of humans.
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Father Shane, a priest in the Church of Yoba, is struggling. Trapped by his responsibilities and disconnected from his identity, he drinks more than he should and goes through the motions of leading his parish. On top of everything, he's supposed to be raising eight-year-old Jas, a ward of the Church whose mother recently died.
Then Liza Butler, the town's new farmer, walks into his life. Liza may want nothing to do with Yoba or the Church, but she and Father Shane keep crossing paths, and the chemistry between them is undeniable. Irresistible. As they grow closer, navigating the boundaries of what they're willing to give one another, doubts surface and secrets are revealed.
Father Shane's messy, complicated life is about to get a lot messier and more complicated.