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The Lair Is Not Only For Crimefighting by yaskween
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Dec 2024
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Post-finale fix-it porn. Canon-compliant first time ficlet, because that is what I needed after the show ended last night.
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"You know, we don’t have to fight crime down here,” Guillermo says, leaning closer. “I mean, that’s not the only thing I can think to do in a place like this.”“Guillermo, what are you–”
Guillermo kisses Nandor gently on the mouth. Nandor doesn’t react at first. Guillermo’s hands grip his forearms, then come up to hold his face. He runs his tongue gently across the vampire’s lips. He tastes coppery and perfect. Then Guillermo pulls back, eyes a little wide with his own daring.
“That’s what I wanted to do away from the crew,” he says, mouth quirking up slightly, a little self-satisfied that he’d finally done it. Nandor stares at him, brow furrowed. “And I thought, maybe, you wanted—“
“You thought I would want this from you?” Nandor growls. “If I wanted you, Guillermo, I would have had you.”
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From the first time they meet, Astarion's curiosity is piqued by this so-called Gale of Waterdeep, and his fascination only deepens once he's tasted his foul blood.
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“Can you, for once, try not to provoke a hate crime?”
“It’s good for her,” House insists. “We’re diversifying the local population.” He pulls the beers out, puts them on a side table, and digs around in his duffel for a bag of potato chips.
“Right. Two middle-aged white guys on motorcycles, changing the face of Nebraska.”
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Preparation Is the Best Defense by yaskween for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Oct 2023
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In the middle of a training exercise, the crew reveals that the unresolved sexual tension between Stede and Blackbeard is making everyone tense. After agreeing to remedy the situation, Ed has to teach Stede how to top him.
Set sometime between episodes five and six; I had to get this out before next week's new episodes because oh my god what if they fuck on the show?
Trigger warning: A character does say stop, and another character does not stop, but it *is* what they both want, so I've tagged it "Mildly Dubious Consent" for that one beat, in case it is a trigger for you. The rest of the fic is enthusiastically consensual and the dirtiest thing I've ever written in my life.
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The One Where Aziraphale Falls by yaskween
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jun 2023
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What if Aziraphale knows he's going to Fall if he touches Crowley? What if, after the Apocalypse That Wasn't, he decides to do it anyway?
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Liebestraum by mia_ugly for soft_october
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 May 2020
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It is 1844. Britain is still recovering from the disaster in Afghanistan. Across the ocean, Morse has just sent his first telegram, racing invisibly across wires as thin as a ledger line. And in Europe, a red-haired pianist named Antonin Crowley is bringing audiences to the point of rioting with his dreadful compositions.
Aziraphale Fell doesn't care for that at all.
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The change in House is noticeable the second he steps out of Mayfield. For starters, he looks different. The haircut is new, of course, but that’s not all. He looks… Serene. Content. Like he’s fully present for the first time in 15 years. Wilson’s overcome with so much pride he nearly wants to cry.
He clears his throat instead. “You look good.” He offers.
And then, to his enormous surprise, House hugs him. A hug. Wilson doesn’t remember the last time they hugged. Maybe at his last wedding? Or was it the one before that? It takes Wilson a moment to get over the shock, but after a few seconds he stiffly hugs back.
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17 May 2025
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“Big romantic weekend in the Poconos could change everything.”
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29 Nov 2024
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“It’s a—um—bonding enchantment?” Quentin twitches in his bed, all anxious energy, and wiggles closer to Eliot. “So that’s like—the curse is attached to our bodies and—um—”
“And your magic,” she says.
Margo sits down and takes Eliot’s free hand. “You’ll be fine. You just gotta share a bed with Coldwater without losing your mind until we figure out how to fix this.”
“That’ll be—” Eliot swallows hard, his throat clicking. “That’ll be fine. Definitely not a big deal.”
“El, we can’t do that—I mean, you can’t do that. That’s—that’s—” Quentin says, a tinge of desperation to his voice that makes Eliot’s chest grow tight.
“Q, I’m not going to—it’ll be just fine. We can find lots of workarounds.” So you can keep jerking off about Alice, he thinks. But he doesn’t say. Doesn’t want to say it. “We’re friends. It won’t be weird.”
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06 Aug 2024
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“Scowling at me won’t make this go away," House said.
Wilson glared back at him. “What will? Can we skip to that part?”
House raised his eyebrows. “Ooh, testy today.”
Cheap wine and sandy skin and House’s general jack-assery fizzled at his nerves. He had meant it before; he didn’t understand this game, and he wasn’t particularly interested in playing. Better to cut it off at the pass. He let out a sigh and asked, “Alright, how’d you know?”
That grin was back. House settled further into the couch, already gloating a little.
“Know what?”
Wilson glanced at the asses. For strength.
“That I sleep with men.”
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28 Mar 2024
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Why is this so perfect. I have been reading House and Wilson smut since 2006 and I’m still breathless at this WTF.