16 Works by yaskween
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The Lair Is Not Only For Crimefighting by yaskween
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 Dec 2024
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Post-finale fix-it porn. Canon-compliant first time ficlet, because that is what I needed after the show ended last night.
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"You know, we don’t have to fight crime down here,” Guillermo says, leaning closer. “I mean, that’s not the only thing I can think to do in a place like this.”“Guillermo, what are you–”
Guillermo kisses Nandor gently on the mouth. Nandor doesn’t react at first. Guillermo’s hands grip his forearms, then come up to hold his face. He runs his tongue gently across the vampire’s lips. He tastes coppery and perfect. Then Guillermo pulls back, eyes a little wide with his own daring.
“That’s what I wanted to do away from the crew,” he says, mouth quirking up slightly, a little self-satisfied that he’d finally done it. Nandor stares at him, brow furrowed. “And I thought, maybe, you wanted—“
“You thought I would want this from you?” Nandor growls. “If I wanted you, Guillermo, I would have had you.”
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From the first time they meet, Astarion's curiosity is piqued by this so-called Gale of Waterdeep, and his fascination only deepens once he's tasted his foul blood.
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“Can you, for once, try not to provoke a hate crime?”
“It’s good for her,” House insists. “We’re diversifying the local population.” He pulls the beers out, puts them on a side table, and digs around in his duffel for a bag of potato chips.
“Right. Two middle-aged white guys on motorcycles, changing the face of Nebraska.”
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After the series finale, but before Wilson dies, Wilson wants to try one more thing. -
Preparation Is the Best Defense by yaskween for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Oct 2023
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In the middle of a training exercise, the crew reveals that the unresolved sexual tension between Stede and Blackbeard is making everyone tense. After agreeing to remedy the situation, Ed has to teach Stede how to top him.
Set sometime between episodes five and six; I had to get this out before next week's new episodes because oh my god what if they fuck on the show?
Trigger warning: A character does say stop, and another character does not stop, but it *is* what they both want, so I've tagged it "Mildly Dubious Consent" for that one beat, in case it is a trigger for you. The rest of the fic is enthusiastically consensual and the dirtiest thing I've ever written in my life.
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The One Where Aziraphale Falls by yaskween
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jun 2023
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What if Aziraphale knows he's going to Fall if he touches Crowley? What if, after the Apocalypse That Wasn't, he decides to do it anyway?
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What if they were able to have sex between the kiss on the beach and the big misunderstanding?
AU/canon divergence/missing scene where the conversation in the army barracks goes a little differently, but everything before and after is unchanged.
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“I just thought— well, I thought we might have a go at it before setting off in the dinghy.”
“What dinghy?” Stede asked.
“Ah, the one we’ve gotta steal before daybreak,” Ed shrugged. “Figured we could, you know. Before that.”
Stede looked at him finally, and his ears were burning. “Have a go…?” He said weakly.
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She thought he was a bit awkward. And his name was stupid. Did he think she was pretty? He’d given no sign. She thought of what to say to make it better. “We don’t have to, tonight.” That was true, wasn’t it? There would be time for all that the next night. Or the night after that. They had an infinite number of nights stretching out before them. It would get easier. Probably.
“No, of course not,” Stede agreed, chancing a sidelong look at his bride. She was still staring carefully at the ceiling. He liked her profile all right. Maybe if they became friends first, this would become easier. He’d always thought he could manage it, with a friend.
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Stede and Mary Bonnet's wedding night goes exactly how you'd expect it to. -
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“If you desire the sun and the moon, all you have to do is go out and shoot at the sky,” Eloise had said on the swings. “Some of us cannot.”
Benedict Bridgerton is learning, slowly, how to be himself.
Queering of the canon for the fine people of the internet and featuring more drawing sessions, more sibling banter, smoking on the swings again, a visit to the club, and a masquerade ball.
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“You’ve watched me do it a hundred times,” Eliot pointed out, unbuttoning his vest and catching Charlton tremble as he drew closer again. He cupped his jaw again and titled his face up to stare right into his eyes. “Haven’t you?”
“A hundred and forty-two,” Charlton whispered, fingers reaching out to clumsily undo the buttons on Eliot’s shirt. “Not counting every one of the other timelines, which are surprisingly... hard to find.”
Eliot smiled a little at that. “It should be creepy, but it’s honestly kind of sweet,” he said, as Charlton moved to kiss the column of his neck.
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Minor Sins by yaskween
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Jun 2019
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“Do you think,” Aziraphale tried again, watching as Crowley signed the bill, “Do you think that means angels who fornicate are damned?”
Crowley stopped what he was doing and put the pen down, turning his opaque gaze properly to Aziraphale. His mouth was slightly open, and if Aziraphale didn’t know better, he’d say the demon looked vaguely shocked. It wasn’t an expression he could recall seeing very often on his face over the past 6,000 years.
“I don’t know,” Crowley said finally. “Though I’ve got to admit, I thought you’d know.”
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Aziraphale decides to seduce Crowley with a spot of philosophy. Featuring The Ritz, the statue in Crowley's apartment, and extremely purposeful misreadings of theology. -
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The Quentin before him hesitated in an unreasonably good impression of the real thing, and then seemed to take Eliot’s greeting as an invitation to sit next to him on the stairs. Eliot felt the warmth and weight of him as if he were real. He guessed that was because he had a pretty clear memory of the real Quentin’s warmth and weight beside him. Fifty years’ worth of memories, he corrected himself.
“Honestly? I don’t mean to be rude,” Eliot started, having trouble meeting Quentin’s eyes again. “But I don’t think I can handle being this close to you right now.”
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This fic is basically a speculative episode of late season four, with possible plot and possible future smut and definite spoilers for the whole show so far. It also includes a scene inspired by "Practical Magic," so fair warning for copious homages. -
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Listen, I wanted to write porn, but this episode was basically a fanfiction, so this is basically a transcript of The Scene. You don't need to do anything except use it for your fics, please write more fics.
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“I got so old,” Eliot said, the memories flooding back to him in waves: his body aging as they worked on years of mosaics, Quentin’s pastel drawings, the nights in Fillory.
“You died,” Quentin replied, staring at him in shock. He remembered digging the grave. He remembered finding the golden tile. He remembered bits and pieces of-- how many decades had they spent there?
Inconvenient memories come flooding back as Quentin and Eliot remember their time solving the puzzle. Emotional sex ensues.
(Episode tag for S3x05, "A Life In the Day.")
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After a year of working on the mosaic, Quentin and Eliot decide to celebrate their anniversary.
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"'Accio condoms,' Eliot muttered lazily, flicking his fingers in a twist that made the air around them snow purple sparks. Two wrapped squares whizzed out from under the bed.
'Is that a real spell?' Quentin asked, stunned.
Margo rolled her eyes. 'Just the gesture. That little nerd joke was definitely for your benefit.'"
Quentin thought he and Margo were putting Eliot to bed, but Margo and Eliot have better ideas. Semi-requited Margo/Eliot (Eliot is gay, y'all), in that she uses Quentin to get what she needs. Whether Eliot gets what he needs remains to be seen. Quentin gets everything. Mostly a fill-in for episode 1x11, Remedial Battle Magic. Canon-compliant shameless smut.
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Fill for the prompt: "Sex when Poe is in the middle of repairing his X-Wing. He's all greasy, wearing a tank top, and has the upper half of his flight suit bunched around his hips. Finn finds all of this incredibly hot. Would like to see bottom!Poe."