Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
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A Prank on Feelings by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
18 Oct 2025
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Ruskin gets pranked by his colleagues that ends up revealing his greatest secret - that he fell in love with his employer.
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- Part 1 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 16 of One-shots for Flufftober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,042
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Hits:
- 16
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Your Shirt, My Shirt by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
24 Jan 2026
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Ruskin finds out that his employer is wearing his shirt. He tells him that he can only use his clothes if they become lovers.
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- Part 2 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,063
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 18
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Happy World Snake Day! by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
16 Jul 2024
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Milverton demands World Snake Day as his second birthday and Ruskin tries to reason with him.
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- Part 3 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
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Vengeance in the Night by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
22 Oct 2024
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Milverton gets attacked in the night by someone who wants to take revenge on him.
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- Part 23 of One-shots for Flufftober 2024
- Part 4 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
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The Night without the Air-Conditioner by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
10 Aug 2024
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On a hot summer night, the air-conditioning went out in Milverton's home. Now, he and Ruskin spend the time with annoying each other since they cannot fall asleep.
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- Part 5 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
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Ribbons Are Good for Sex by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
24 Mar 2025
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For his birthday, Milverton wishes for something different in the bed so he asks Ruskin to tie him up. Ruskin finally gets the chance to make his employer beg.
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- Part 5 of Variations on a Birthday Celebration
- Part 6 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,348
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 79
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A Dirty Strawberry Play by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
16 Jun 2025
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Because the strawberry season can't end without some strawberries in the bed.
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- Part 7 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 413
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 34
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Cat Trouble in the Cat Café by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
08 Aug 2025
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The all-powerful Charles Augustus Milverton should never come across and be talked of as an obsessive cat lover - however, when he decides to handle the advertisement for a newly opened cat café, the danger that he will blow his cover is closer than it was ever before. Milverton faces the most difficult case of his life - will he come out victorious or the disaster will eventually get unleashed?
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- Part 14 of The Cats and the Villain
- Part 8 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,739
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 20
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Look Over Here by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
15 Sep 2025
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A fight of kisses in the car before arriving to a blackmail negotiation.
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- Part 14 of 30 Kisses Challenge
- Part 9 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 383
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 11
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Are You Afraid of the Dentist? by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
19 Sep 2025
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Milverton explains his secretary why he should (not) be afraid of the dentist.
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- Part 17 of 30 Kisses Challenge
- Part 10 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 513
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 63
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The Other Side of the Door by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
07 Oct 2025
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Due to health problems, Milverton needs to spend his day in the toilet. Ruskin tries to comfort him from the other side of the door.
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- Part 11 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 4 of Month of Fevers 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,035
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 90
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What a Pillory is Used For by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
25 Oct 2025
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Milverton and his secretary are making an article about the museum's new torture exhibition. When they find a pillory, Ruskin gets another idea.
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- Part 12 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 27 of One-shots for Kinktober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,832
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Hits:
- 43
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The Meme by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
28 Oct 2025
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Charles Augustus Milverton tries to deal with his two enemies, Sherlock Holmes and the Lord of Crime, by making a shipping meme about them, but things don't go according to plan.
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- Part 13 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 28 of Yuumoritober 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 656
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 38
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A Spooky Movie Night by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
18 Nov 2025
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Ruskin needs to realize that his employer, the so-called incarnation of pure evil is afraid of horror movies.
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- Part 14 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 34 of One-shots for Flufftober 2025
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My Clothes by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
22 Nov 2025
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Ruskin finds his employer wearing his shirt.
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- Part 15 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 37 of One-shots for Flufftober 2025
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The Medicine by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
27 Nov 2025
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Mr. Milverton gets sick and Ruskin decides that even if by force, but he will make his employer take the medicine.
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- Part 16 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 39 of One-shots for Flufftober 2025
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Salad a la Ancient Egypt by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
28 Nov 2025
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Ruskin tells a spicy tale to his employer about a certain salad competition between two Ancient Egyptian gods and the two men gets an idea.
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- Part 17 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 49 of One-shots for Kinktober 2025
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Make You Mine for Christmas by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
21 Dec 2025
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Ruskin decorates the Christmas tree to have sex with his employer under it.
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- Part 18 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 25 of 31 Days of Ficmas 2025
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All I Need is a Good Night's Sleep by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
06 Feb 2026
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For his birthday, Ruskin just wishes for a good night's sleep on his employer's side. Milverton gives in, but he can never expect for how long this sleep would last.
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- Part 19 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 5 of Ruskin Birthday Week
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Too Old for a Pillow Fight? by Miwhotep
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
03 Mar 2026
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Ruskin brings his drunken employer home, but instead of sleeping, Mr. Milverton starts throwing pillows at him randomly for not obeying his orders.
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- Part 20 of Never Fall for Your Boss if He is Crazy
- Part 31 of Fluffuary 2026
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 719
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 16