12 Works by REM_USER

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    Susie finds that the best use of her life is nothing more than scraping by on scamming and stealing her way through life. She's got friends (one friend), a home (single-room apartment) and is feeling great (debatable) about everything.

    But when she accidentally picks a former silent expert killer as her latest mark to steal from, and accidentally ropes said killer into protecting her, Susie will be forced out of her "idyllic" life and tossed head first into a world of assassins, other worlds, and a life way harder than she was expecting.

    She just hopes the expert killer assassin she's stuck with doesn't turn on her in the end.

    Facing the small army of contract killers is easy. Getting along with Kris? That's the hard part.
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    AU where things all work like the John Wick Universe with a couple of twists, and Susie and Kris slowly learn to appreciate each other.

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    17,446
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    607
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    Laios Touden wants nothing more than to find a world filled with monsters. Falin Touden is trying her hardest to want the same thing. Living on the lonely Greek Island of Melini, they've grown up, like most, wanting a little bit more to life.

    Then one day, Falin gets turned into half of a dragon.

    And now, they find themselves in a world Laios had always hoped existed, trying to save Falin. Monsters, oathbreakers, ancient trojans, demigods and godly servants. It's going to take a journey around the Greek Isles to find a cure for Falins' curse.

    And it's going to take a lot more than that to learn how to let go.
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    Greek Mythology AU and a story about learning how to overcome expectations. Your own, or from others.

    Language:
    English
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    13,230
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    411
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    Marcille Donato has a big fat gay crush on Falin Touden. How could she not? Kind Falin, gentle Falin, could never hurt a fly. She was almost as sweet as an angel in Marcille's eyes, and had stood up for the nerdy ecologist more than once in their childhood years.

    But after a mistaken excursion into an old ruin on the outskirts of their university, Marcille's starting to notice something... weird going on with Falin.

    Something that's starting to drown the kind and gentle Falin in not-so-gentle obsession...
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    [Vampire AU but treated in a different, more infectious way.]

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    English
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    89,044
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    1,105
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4,905
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    Kabru Urtega wanted just one thing for his college plans: Keep his head down, his secrets well-kept, and as far away from human contact as he possibly could. But the arrival of a less-than-expected roommate puts all that into jeopardy.

    See, Kabru is a bit of a loner. He has a different side to himself he'd much rather keep away from those who know him. He leads an... UNCANNY lifestyle.

    One that involves swinging dangerously from building to building, fighting against more and more "out-there" criminals, and trying to keep his "work life" balanced with the one everyone else sees.

    Something's gotta give? Maybe not for Kabru.

    After all... Spider-Man can handle anything.

    [NOW WITH ADDED ILLUSTRATIONS!]

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    Small update: Don't expect this to be regularly updated. This was a fun project I wrote about with my friends, it's not one of my main MAIN stories. So, updates when I have em!

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    29,633
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,024
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    Did Falin really like bloodshed?

    She had been a Healer, she had enjoyed being a Healer, before it all happened. She liked the satisfaction of healing someone and making them feel better. Especially her brother’s party. She liked avoiding violence, even if she wasn’t meek, and liked finding solutions to problems that were the most peaceful. She hugged ghosts till they left corpses, stopped in dungeons to look at bugs, that was always the person she was.

    That was before that person literally dissolved to bones in that dungeon.

    Before she awoke once, barely cognizant, then frenzied.

    Before she awoke twice, something completely new.
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    [What if Falin never had that conversation with Shuro? What if Falin needed more time to discover herself? What if the Dragon soul was more than just instincts and urges? And what if it were all set in the background of a Tournament Arc featuring matchups no one considered but I'm giving you anyways?]

    (Tournament Fighter Falin AU and a stretched-out post-canon arc for Falin's self-actualization.)

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    English
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    139,374
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    2,417
    Kudos:
    181
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    4,733
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    Dr. Thistle Melini said his goodbyes to Marcille Donato at her little celebration funeral. That was meant to be that.

    Too bad she had too nasty of a habit with managing to stick around in his life...
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    [Post-"Twice as Bright, Half as Long" fic based on the amazing ThetaLux's and VaultLena's fanon fics about the epilogue ending. Dragonsssss...]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    107
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    507
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    ||[COMPLETED]||
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    Marcille Donato is every bit unsatisfied with her life as she is determined to make it work. Confusing new course loads, a mother she feels too expected to impress, and a rather nasty case of isolation thanks to anxiety she struggles to control.

    Then, she meets the Touden Siblings, who run a Plant Nursery just outside of her university. But more than that, she meets Falin. Falin, charming, wonderful, kind Falin Touden.

    Falin Touden, who's dying.

    Falin Touden, who's dying of... becoming a dragon.

    On what's probably the most irresponsible and unpredictable choice she's ever made in her entire life, Marcillle pitches a far-out idea: a road trip, paid for by her, to knock off every last thing on Falin's bucket list. Whether or not they reach the end is not up for debate.

    Marcille's in love with a girl who's dying of becoming a dragon, gosh dangit, and she's gonna do whatever she can to make sure she doesn't leave this world unhappy. Even if it means eating gross, icky monsters.
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    Road Trip AU with Marcille, Falin, Laios, a reluctant Chilchuck, Chilchuck's divorce RV, and a hitchhiker with dazzling blue eyes.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    159,609
    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    430
    Kudos:
    293
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    7,950
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    Marcille has been working herself to the bone, but stubbornly refusing to take any advice Falin has for her. Luckily, someone ELSE is a LOT more assertive about making sure Marcille is getting her rest.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,243
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    A certain twined soul feels strange in Falin's body. Marcille helps it become more comfortable for the night.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    835
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    Kabru is fine. He swears it up and down. He doesn't overthink things, he's analytical. He doesn't panic, he's just planning ahead. He isn't in love with Laios Touden, he just cares greatly for the king.

    He isn't afraid of Falin Touden. Because that would be ridiculous.

    Kabru of Utaya is totally fine.
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    [Promotion of my personal agenda to convince people that Kabru and the Chimera had real, GENUINE beef with each other but like, he and Falin are cool now tho. Also, Labru, because it's good and yes and I love writing it.]

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,658
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    ||[COMPLETED!]||

    “Annnnnd… wait, wait. Yes… perfect.”

    Thistle took a step back, aiming his hands to perfectly capture the small diorama sitting on the table before him, setting the pair of fine tweezers down as he took a deep breath, fully taking in the most recent addition to his most colossal work yet:

    A fully scale-accurate, finely detailed recreation of the Golden Country, before being submerged into the dungeon.
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    Thistle has an escape he can rely on to purge himself from the stresses and woes of being Dungeon Lord. But in the weeks following his encounter with Laios, his new chimera begins showing some rather strange quirks, that threaten to impose on his little slice of sanctuary.

    But maybe that'll be alright.
    [Fix-It Fic where Thistle and Chimera Falin have more time together and also Thistle is just super into model-making for some reason.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,920
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,012
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    Agatha Ragford is a happy-go-lucky worker at the illustrious game company, C&A! Join her on fun adventures with all her friends: Zara, [THEY'RE ALL GONE], Ragatha, and Ragatha, and Ragatha, and Ragatha, and who could forget Ragatha, no matter how hard you try!

    Love slice of life? Love romance? Love trying to write a way out? Love peering through the cracks, the door in the Door, the writer’s mess trying to escape and warping the code, a secret to the secret, the void of the Void?

    Don’t you love it, jester? You wrote it, after all.
    ---0---
    Something’s happening in Agatha’s world. Her job is becoming unbearable, her body and personality betray her good intentions, the world around her seems to warp and bend, and now, a woman she hasn’t seen in years reappears in her life, alongside a string of gruesome incidents, and horrible monsters, all capped off by the mystery of a manuscript that seems to tell a story that keeps coming true.

    One where Agatha is the main character.

    And one where the ending threatens to unravel her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,372
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    4,519

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