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“Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”
I look. Then I gasp.
“Is Adrian!” Rocky says.
(or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)
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- Part 1 of Project Hail Mary
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Madzvie approaches Schpood one day in the dining hall.
“Hey,” she says, smiling. She’s got a little pink bow in her hair, which has newly been dyed blue and put into neat braids. “I know it’s a little nontraditional, but I was wondering if someone could tag along with Mattel for spring break? Just one person, nothing crazy.”
Schpood figures Bardun would have strong opinions — damn traditionalist social chairs — but he shrugs. “Why not?”
Madzvie grins. “Great. I’ll tell Jophiel yes!”
(or, I know nothing about fraternity culture and wrote a fic about it anyways.)
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- Part 2 of riot! no- pivot!
- Part 4 of state smp
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exit wounds by meridies, thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
07 Feb 2026
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Saps presses forward and slashes again. He hears the whole crowd scream, the sound muffled as if from underwater. The floor is wet and iron-rich and his whole head is pounding. He’s waited for this moment for longer than anyone here knows.
He raises his axe into the air and Flux reaches a bare hand up and shouts, “Wait!”
or, Flux surrenders in the colosseum. The rest of the world tries to figure out what to do with him.
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- Part 1 of state smp
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Frequently / for those by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
08 Dec 2025
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Any other day, Sera might have been brave and taken Jophiel’s hand to ask her, quietly, if she loved her.
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- Part 3 of state smp
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“One of these days, I’m going to tell you something really important and you’re going to miss it,” 5pyder says. His heir-apparent leans in close, so close that Schpood can feel his hot breath against his ear when he says, “Look, we think you and Jophiel should get married.”
“What?”
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- Part 2 of state smp
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riot! no- pivot! by meridies, thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandom State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
21 Feb 2026
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Schpood sends a silent prayer up to the fraternity gods. Please be on my side, he thinks. I am going to die if I can’t throw parties.
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Before he blacks out, Flux is absolutely certain of one thing: the entirety of Latin Club now believes his and Saparata's fake dating scheme is real. As does the entirety of campus.
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state smp by meridies, thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandom State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
21 Feb 2026
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Shadows Over Welde (SOW) by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandom Shadows Over Welde, Shadows Over Welde (Web Series)
31 Dec 2024
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Bluegrass Covers of the Song of Solomon by notbecauseofvictories
Fandoms: Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band (Song)
04 Jan 2020
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A man went down to the crossroads looking for forgiveness, God, and the blues—not in that particular order—and found the Devil instead. So the Devil tuned his guitar and made him the best bluesman in the world, and all it cost was his soul, which was taking up too much room inside him anyway.
(Other times, the man at the crossroads isn't looking for God at all.)
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Bookmarked by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
19 Apr 2026
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“Bullshit. That’s the dumbest thing you could do.”
“And why would that be?”
Too many responses to count flashed through Tommy’s mind. This man was going to kill him, there was no denying that. No denying that Tommy had been stupid. That mantra had gotten him through the night, sure, but it wasn’t true, and now he was going to die.
In the forest, he didn't know what was coming to kill him. Now, though, he knew it would be this man, with his soft cloak and softer eyes, Tommy wasn’t so afraid.
Might as well encourage him to make it quick.
“Because I know where you live, you rebel fuck,” he spat. “I know exactly where we are.”
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Or, the SBI coven adopts a foul-mouthed child soldier with trust issues.Series
- Part 1 of Mercyverse
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07 Nov 2022
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AITA For Kidnapping A Sixteen Year Old? by Aimandfire for ReturnsNull
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Apr 2025
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u/McMrChillGuy492 NTA. Why is everyone calling OP an asshole? Of course he's trying to get custody of his younger brother after getting out of foster care and back on his feet. When did that become controversial?
u/BedwarsAlien That's not his brother
u/McMrChillGuy492 What?
u/BedwarsAlien Check his post history. Tommy's not his brother and he's not even in foster care. He's literally just a random kid
u/McMrChillGuy492 What the fuck??????
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Bookmarked by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
10 Oct 2022
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Wilbur is sixteen when he throws down the emancipation papers on his fathers’ desk. There is a key in his hands to the van parked out front. His bags are packed and have been for a week. His guitar is stashed in its case, hanging from his shoulders. His mind is set. This is what he wants.
He pretends it doesn’t hurt when his father doesn’t even hesitate when signing his signature in short tight loops along the line.
“That’s that then,” his father says, giving him a soft smile. Wilbur wants to punch it off his face. “I hope you will write.”
“I will,” Wilbur responds.
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Being alone isn't lonely, but sometimes having someone else there is
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- Part 1 of Ghost of You
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Something is brewing. A great storm that could shatter life as its known. More and more often, androids are breaking free of their original programming. More and more often, androids are turning against their owners in increasingly violent ways.
And the only ones that can stop it are Wilbur Soot—the youngest lieutenant in police history and now a drunk, washed out detective—and an android of the 1NN1T model named Tommy, an advanced prototype created to solve crimes and catch rogue androids. But first they actually have to get along.
Or,
Two idiots, a robot and a depressed detective, walk into a bar. One comes out experiencing emotions he shouldn't be able to, and the other comes out with a reason to live.
Spoilers for Detroit: Become Human, but knowledge of the game isn't necessary to enjoy.
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Bookmarked by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
13 Feb 2022