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like the currents you can never know i'm on your side by liambeans
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jun 2026
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“We embark to Natlan tomorrow,” the Captain explains slowly, in that deep, measured voice. “However, I have just received an unfortunate notice: my lieutenant has been infected with Abyssal Corrosion Syndrome. He is important to my plans, and I am lacking in a suitable replacement of similar talent and ability.”
“Tartaglia is needed for Project Stuzha,” The Rooster argues, shaking his head vigorously: the long feather pinned to his hat trembles along.
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In which Tartaglia, months after a full recovery from the Fontaine Debacle, enters the grand battlefield of Natlan as a stand-in for the Captain's ill lieutenant, and this somehow makes everything better and worse.
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- Part 2 of shining abyssal knight
- Part 26 of zhongchili fics!
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take my spare change and build a space station by liambeans
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Jun 2026
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Perhaps this was why sitting in Zhongli’s apartment never ceased to feel so unreal.
Day after day, he woke up, the sun creeping in through the windows, and he would turn to face the love of his life.
And wonder when this would all inevitably come crashing down.
Because Zhongli was perfect. And the space Childe used to inhabit, where Guizhong once sat, was once filled with perfection, as well. And Childe knew there would come the day when Zhongli would realise that Childe wasn’t good enough for his perfection.
In which Childe learns that love is not conditional, and Zhongli learns grief can be shared and halved.
A companion piece to paper menagerie.
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- Part 28 of zhongchili fics!
- Part 2 of paper menagerie and other tales
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When there was nothing to hold onto, not even one's family, was when a merperson turned, transformed, morphed, grotesquely, into a siren.
That was when they began craving the flesh and blood of prey far more intelligent than fish. Humans. Gods, but they were never that successful.
No mer wanted to admit that they were even tangentially related to the monsters.
It was irreconcilable with their sensibilities.
Yet, of course, sirens had no such sensibilities, having clawed their way out of hell, in which morality and qualms died a sad, painful, death.
Or: Siren!Ajax really really really wants to eat Zhongli. In the literal way. What he doesn't know is that Zhongli is completely fine with it.
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- Part 27 of zhongchili fics!
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The Hottest Thing Your Husband Could Do Is Revealing He's Your Enemy by liambeans
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 May 2026
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Ajax and Zhongli are blissfully married, in the modern landscape of Liyue State, in the United States of Teyvat. Ajax is an accountant, and Zhongli is a the consultant for a funeral parlour.
'Childe' is an illegal vigilante collecting debt for the Northland Bank, and 'Morax' is an illegal vigilante dead-set on distracting Childe with regular duels and sparring so he doesn't kill any more citizens of Liyue.
'Tartaglia' is the 11th Most Wanted supervillain in Teyvat, serving the vicious Tsaritsa, and he's out to steal the Gnosis of Rex Lapis, the Archon of Liyue.
Both juggle three identities precariously.
Neither of them knows this about the other.
Let the chaos begin.
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"After much rumination," Headmaster Grimm says, "the school, in conjunction with your parents, have elected to have your Legacy year repeated. To amend for the... disruptions that occured last year. And..."
Milton Grimm cleared his throat, and his shoulders stiffened, as if unable to physically speak his next words.
"And," Giles Grimm continues, placing a hand on his brother's shoulder, "there will be no need to sign the Storybook, this time, for graduation. Considering Miss. Queen has elected to free us of that duty."
"Welcome back, students," Giles smiles.
Or: Raven and Apple's cohort repeats Legacy Year. There are no unleashed villains this year, but there are still inner demons left to conquer before they leave for their new fairytale lives.
At least there's plenty of time to figure out who they really want to be, without the Storybook.
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Modern AU! Zhongchili with a side of married qpr Guizhong and Zhongli, lovers Guizhong and Ping, and a very confused and angsty Xiao.
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zhongchilli fics, all unconnected, different universes... enjoy!
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the hottest thing your husband could do is revealing that he's your enemy by liambeans
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 May 2026
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suspiciously-overpaid accountant mr. ajax and far-too-many-'connections'-to-highly-confidential-information mr. zhongli have been married for two years.
they have also forgotten to mention to their significant other how one is supposed to be a very dead superhero and the other the very supervillain sent to steal from him?
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Childe gets sent back to Archon War Fontaine after getting smacked by the All Devouring Narwhal. Now he’s just trying to survive and find a way back without causing too much of a disturbance. He fails to keep a low profile and gets dragged into the war fighting on the side of Egeria.
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27 Jun 2026
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Babysitting a Harbinger For Dummies by crier_emperor
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 May 2026
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“I will only be gone for the day. Whatever recompense you wish for this favor, I will grant it.”
Moons above, she was desperate. An offer like that from a Harbinger was no trivial thing.
“I shall think about it,” Flins replied faintly. “… Babysitting Tartaglia, you said?”
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Or: Tartaglia ragebaits Flins into getting a boyfriend and almost causing a diplomatic crisis. Not exactly in that order.
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15 Jun 2026
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How to Handle the Revelation that Your Close Friend Who You Thought Turned Evil Is Significantly Less Human Than You Originally Assumed and Also Believes You Have Been LARPing For The Past Two Years of Bloodshed In Four Easy Steps by Sif (Rosae)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Feb 2022
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A wikiHow article by Sapnap, leading expert in emotional breakdowns caused by discovering your former best friend turned murderous villain isn’t simply a secretive hybrid, but is instead an eldritch being playing human and is completely unaware that all of this wasn’t just a game.
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- Part 1 of Eldritch Dream
- Part 1 of Wikihow Articles
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03 Jun 2026
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Ajax hasn't been part of his family in many years. His visits are brief, his gifts needlessly expensive and his letters too long. When he becomes an uncle, he is forced to reconsider how much of an outsider he truly wants to be.
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08 May 2026
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A History of Falling by Virgo827
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
24 Jun 2024
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Prince Loki of Asgard fell from the Bifrost and perished. Lukas Eld lives a quiet life amidst his fellow humans, working as a historian for a nondescript museum, and dreaming of the Void at night. When S.H.I.E.L.D. drags him in to an investigation involving magical artifacts ripped from the pages of the mythology he studies, Lukas finds himself torn between the cold ghost of the truth and the living warmth of the lie.
The arrival of Thor does not make things any easier.
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23 Apr 2026