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The year is 1403.
The year is 3041.
Hans Capon is a gossip-rag frequent flyer, a young Alpha with a vibrant social life, soon to come into his vast inheritance and take over his father's revolutionary megacorp.
Henry is a nobody, an unknown face grown and raised in the poor district of garage lots that range the city. He's got nothing left but a heart full of radioactive trauma and a gun that's been put into his inexperienced hands to make sure the Capon line isn't taken out by a rival company's sniper.Series
- Part 1 of cyberhounds
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Bookmarked by speakless
01 Apr 2026
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看完了居然没收藏吗真是()
少有的凭设定让我津津有味一路追到结尾的英文同人(其实更重要的是作者比我更想看后续基本上隔天一更，爱死她了)，不知道这文的ABO设定有没有参照其他文章，但总而言之是我看过最合乎科学的设定，赛博朋克内容也写得很合理，而且在很多小细节里填充了切实可信的内容，结合起来有种看原创科幻的感觉。总之就是让我感到国内相关题材的创作落后了一个世代。
剧情方面一看就是没大纲()水平跟设定能匹配得上的就是Hans的人物背景这一块，让他疯得合情合理。最好的点就是作者不强求，虽然剧情没有任何发展目的，但正是因为没有任何目的每一步都承接得很紧，所有人物行为都有可循的动机。甚至于既然没有太多培养感情的桥段，结尾也没有安排两个主角真正意义上相爱，更多是一种各有所需的抱团取暖。
然后再回来看到作者有在写续集，我说什么来着，她比我更想看后续(。那还说啥了，看就完了！ -
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A series of silly, soft, slightly filthy drabbles set after the events of the Bodies Trilogy. Two traumatised men finally get to be stupidly, hornily in love - with no graves, daddy issues, or hypothermia in sight. Just fluff, banter, and the kind of intimacy they should have had years ago.
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- Part 4 of The Bodies Trilogy
Bookmarked by speakless
29 Mar 2026
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萌死我了打开话匣子真是什么都敢说了这结尾还有点Meta感……这种大型angst当然要有一个smutty filthy clingy的后日谈当结尾！让我想到HM那篇，EM那篇……总之虽然因为爱成为sorry excuses of mankind，但还是因为爱重拾生活的勇气，好耶好耶
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Spider spends his resurrection visiting his own grave, waiting for something he refuses to name. River spends his grief trying not to want anything at all.
AKA: I stop being a sadist and finally give them (the promise of) a Happy Ending! (Also, it was fully my intention to write some proper capital S Smut for this fandom, but instead it just went very PG - romantic though!)
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'It’s the same feeling as recovering from the hypothermia. Kissing River is like thawing out a frostbitten limb, all the life and feeling rushing back, and it hurts. It hurts so much James can hardly stand it. It is the most glorious pain he has ever felt. River’s tongue tangles with his and his blood turns to sunlight, hot and bright all through him.'
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- Part 3 of The Bodies Trilogy
Bookmarked by speakless
29 Mar 2026
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简直是毫无道理的纯粹浪漫主义之作，任何现实能够存在的人类思想都不可能实现的纯爱。所以我们喜欢文学。
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River Cartwright learns early that hope is dangerous and love is something other people get to keep. James Webb learns the same lesson differently. A mirror to Cold Bodies.
Note: Contains dubious consent due to a hypothermia survival scenario involving naked body heat sharing. No sexual activity takes place, but one character is aroused while the other is unconscious/delirious (i.e. lack of full consent is situational, not predatory)
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'And so River’s heart does a dangerous thing, something it really should know better than to do by now: it hopes.'
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- Part 2 of The Bodies Trilogy
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James Webb nearly freezes to death on an MI5 training exercise. River Cartwright saves his life. No one behaves well about it.
Naked body heat sharing, emotional trauma, Shakespeare during dirty talk, and a postcard that comes far too late.
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“Yes, Spider,” Cartwright says, dryly. “It’s all part of an elaborate plan where I join the Secret Service just so I can end up on a training exercise with you in the Brecon Beacons and somehow engineer it so we fall in a river at minus 2 windchill, and have no recourse but to get into a sleeping bag together. You saw right through me, with your Holmes-like skills of deduction. I couldn’t have just, like, asked you out for a drink or something. If I wanted to be naked with you that badly.”Series
- Part 1 of The Bodies Trilogy
Bookmarked by speakless
29 Mar 2026
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那种，he's a totally bitch but he's my bitch…感觉这人哪根筋搭错了吧但是又创造了无比的戏剧性，而存在戏剧性就是最棒的
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It starts raining in thin, steady sheets as River steps down from the train. The email had not been overflowing with information: pack for all weathers, no mobile phones, date and time of departure, board Paddington, change Newport, final stop Ludlow, wait. It had also told him not to be followed.
River endures assault courses, psychological torment and bad food at MI5 residential training, with only James 'Spider' Webb to cheer him up. He's fucked.
Written for the Slow Horses Big Bang 2025.
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such a good friend by PermanentMidnight
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron
14 Jul 2024
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River kissed silly at a college party. Some discoveries are happening.
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卡特怀特学习童话。韦布得到第二次机会。
Bookmarked by speakless
07 Mar 2026
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太美丽了太美丽了世界上不会有人不爱童话故事……从写作方式和内容上都是对爱与人性很美妙的叙述。在童话的奇妙幻想里一切都有玫瑰色的光晕，人们总是心软的，在残酷且利益导向的现象生活之外讲或想到一些柔软到必被击碎的小小蠢话。但总而言之还是想念你，还是想靠近你。邪恶世界中我们相信过去是真实的，即便内涵是未定的，表象是真实的。过去我和你共享一个脆弱时刻，过于真诚地袒露了自己，因此可以永远把握着对方的这条命脉，交换血与血的誓言，并总将因为那一刻的真实无可救药地相信你。如果我只能看到一部分，那就让这盲目的一部分成为属于我的一部分，为此我无法回头地爱着，并将在每个日落时分想到你。
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蜘蛛养了一只小狗，但渐渐的，照顾小狗成了小河的责任。
Bookmarked by speakless
05 Mar 2026
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然后就是小狗大狗堂堂联手，把人骗来见家长很萌，一起坐在扶手椅里也很萌，别扭人主动告白是极致之萌，啊冬天就得看这种萌物
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沿用男朋友系列写的蜘蛛养狗小故事
小狗系列的短篇都放在这了^.^
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本篇包含《Merrily Merrily》和《他是我的男朋友》
顾名思义是《他不是我男朋友》的续集啦 -
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小河跟蜘蛛出于某种莫名其妙的原因，拍摄了一段色情录像，而这段录像让他们在斯劳部门重逢，并一次又一次惨遭领导和同事的要挟。
本文包含了《光碟一分为二》和《他不是我男朋友》因为是上下文的关系，所以干脆放到同一篇了。
Bookmarked by speakless
05 Mar 2026
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非常搞，非常搞笑，搭配小狗卡特全系列食用会被萌一大跳。在保留Spider的原作bitch感和让cp好好谈恋爱之间的平衡保持得很好，总之就是不管怎样小狗都爱你。
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冤冤相报 Get him back! by DorianLandor
Fandoms: Slough House - Mick Herron, Slow Horses (TV)
27 Jun 2026
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“别去招惹那个刻薄的金发贱人，他一定会让你的高中生涯生不如死。”
这是摄政公园中学所有人的共识。而当这个混蛋已经让瑞弗·卡特怀特的生活充斥了三四个月的言语霸凌和羞辱，瑞弗决定要从根源解决问题。
雪莉提议让他在公共场合干一件足以让蜘蛛丢脸的事，瑞弗照做了。果不其然，他第一次在蜘蛛脸上看到震惊的情绪。
按照计划，蜘蛛应当恼羞成怒，从此和他分道扬镳，对吧？
所以，为什么全校师生都在认为他们两个谈恋爱了？"Don't even think about messing with that sharp-tongued blond bitch. He'll make your high school life a living hell."
That was the unanimous opinion at Regent’s Park High. But after months of James Webb's relentless teasing and public humiliation, River Cartwright had finally had enough. Shirley suggested doing something in public that would make Spider eat his pride. River went for it. And, just as they suspected, he finally caught a flicker of genuine shock on Spider's face.
By all logic, Spider should've stormed off, furious, and left him alone forever.
So why is the entire school now thinking that they're dating?Series
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Bookmarked by speakless
05 Mar 2026
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一方面：老师你坑品太糟糕了；另一方面：woc如此冷圈一写十万字还要什么自行车
非常好的点在于写的这些Z世代臭屁小孩真的很臭屁，Spider真的有原作的烦人twat感，妙语连珠谁也说不过他，但是puppy love又萌萌的。不管是拉扯还是心软都写得太萌了……非常喜欢剧情完全没按传统enemies to friends to lovers套路写，这俩人就是enemies to lovers状态，一边恨得牙痒痒一边又被对方的脸折服总之就是这样小狗亲亲……如果老师还会更新第二次约会的话我将永远追随她(
Update：更新了第二次约会所以我会永远追随她……
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“如果有可能，你会不会想回到过去的某个时候？”
这问题亨利问了古德温好几次，醉了的古德温会告诉他，“好时光一去不复返。（Tempus fugit， et non revertitur.）”没喝醉的古德温则说，他还想再揉一揉乌兹茨那位澡堂老板娘的奶子。
而不知为何，在众多时刻中，亨利一再地回忆起内巴科夫一个仿佛永不结束的黄昏，20岁的汉斯·卡蓬靠在堡垒二楼的栏杆上，金发在夕阳下熠熠生辉，从此构成了亨利想象中一切天使的形象。Series
- Part 1 of Bad Bohemian
Bookmarked by speakless
05 Aug 2025
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之前看到summary担心是个很悲伤的文章在嗑cp初期就略过了，看完才发现是哦天呐好纯好纯的纯爱。就是因为战火连绵结局终定才让这对中世纪蠢蠢男高的悲剧性爱情有了彗星流萤的柔软，纯粹的同人幸福论，让他们在过去一个黄昏里相拥吧，留下我在一段爱里酣醉。
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The Royal Brat and his Long-Suffering Bodyguard by Mamalazzer
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Oct 2025
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“Oh please,” Hans drawled snootily, his nose so far up in the air it was a wonder it didn't scrape across the ceiling. “This stalker is barely even a real problem.”
Henry frowned, looking back down at the deranged love letters he still had clutched in his hand.
“I dunno,” he said, scratching his head, “the fact they want to wear your arse as a hat seems like a problem. They even drew a diagram, with sewing patterns. And tassels. And sequins on the brim. See?”
In which Hans is a scandal-riddled celebrity royal, Henry is a bodyguard trying to save his noble arse from a homicidal stalker and everyone (but Sam) thinks they should kiss. Also, the Devil’s Pack somehow become the most unlikely group of matchmakers.
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The longest day in the year of our Lord 1404 was not the feast of Saint John; it was Hans Capon’s wedding day.
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- Part 3 of Aurescere
Bookmarked by speakless
06 Jun 2025
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太像夏日终曲了……从内容到情绪。你在秋天结婚，因为夏天是我们的。混乱与流血之后漫长的腐烂的夏日里，生活还在日光下继续，并无新事。我们会挣扎着生存下去，没有人生来残忍，但人人生来自私，所以无从逃脱命运之苦。阶级打造了铁一般的围城，你有你的路径，我有我的。What about the dog's will?
这种情绪氛围很重的文章还是得读中文，语言障碍太影响沉浸了。但是东欧文学真是……难以想象和stag and hound是同一个作者。
我不羡慕痛苦本身，但我羡慕你会痛，之所以羡慕，是因为遗憾这字眼令我们心碎。
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Henry of Skalitz has a long list of misfortunes: he's recently orphaned, he's penniless, he's traumatised, he's homeless, he has unnatural inclinations towards men, he's a felon, and he's racking up debts he can't pay.
He's also a werewolf... which doesn't help.
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“Are you yanking my noble pizzle? I am a Lord, I do not share.”
Hans’s voice rang out louder than he had meant to, disbelief and outrage seeping through. The man before him regarded him with tired eyes. Clearly, he had known this was coming and did not have the energy or patience to deal with it. Zizka leaned back in his chair before answering.
“We’re all nobles here, Sir Hans. It doesn’t change the reality that we are besieged and there are more of us trapped in here than there are beds available. Even Pisek is sharing a bed and you’ll be no exception.”
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Or there was only one bed throughout the whole schudol siege because I love cliché tropes and had a vivid dream and now here we are. -
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"I vaguely remember you sitting in the corner last night, eyes in the cup."
God, strike him down this instant. Hans was ready for judgment day.
"Yes." He responded dryly.
"You looked…I don't know..."
"Pathetic?"
"Troubled. With…emotions. Pained with misery."
Hans huffed.
"Oh, you're a poet now?"
Henry chuckled, shaking his head.
"That was hardly poetic. Wait." He looked at Hans as if a thought had appeared in his head. "Is it of an amorous nature?"
Hans did his best confused frown. He should become an actor at this point.
"Of what nature?"
"Oh, so it is!"
Maybe not an actor, then.
----Hans Capon is jealous, miserable, and hopelessly in love, and Henry makes him talk about it, not knowing he's the person to blame for all the trouble.
A collection of character studies, relationship dynamics and idiots in love, following Hans and Henry through their relationship, seen through different POVs as they both realize what's worth living for.
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“How did you…”
Hans trails off as Henry rises to his feet, every movement taut as stretched leather. The birds screech in the trees; Henry turns his back to the fire, to Hans, and gazes across the overlook into the forest below. His gloved hands are in fists by his sides. Morning light glints faintly on the rusted rivets of his brigandine.
Here it comes, whispers a faint voice in the back of Hans’s head.
Henry tracks down a poacher in the woods. Unrelated: Lord Hans Capon is experiencing possibly the lowest moment of his life to date. One thing leads to another, someone takes a sword (?) wound in the thigh, and everything gets more complicated.
Set during the canon KCD 2 storyline; spoilers for the Bird of Prey quest.
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- Part 1 of in toto corde meo